Apparently the main criteria for getting a job producing television for children is doing a ton of drugs. Works out pretty well here. Via Brian Bassett:

I don’t play the bass with a pick myself, but I wholeheartedly endorse playing the bass with a sandwich for a pick. Only problem is that’s going to get the strings really greasy, and that’s a real pain in the ass. Take it from a guy who has a lot of experience playing the bass with greasy fingers.