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You like reading things I write, right? I assume you do, because you’re here, reading this now and presumably you are not a masochist.

But have you ever thought, “Man, reading all this stuff Ted has written for free is OK, but I really wish I could find some way to pay for stuff Ted has written?”

Well, now you can!

Pay real cash money now and you can soon check out my pieces in this year’s Amazin’ Avenue Annual and Maple Street Press Mets Annual. The former features an extended metaphor. The latter features brief previews of every National League team.

And hey, if you’ve still got money left over and extra space just burning a whole in your bookshelf, maybe pick up a copy of Belth’s Lasting Yankee Stadium Memories book. It features me, and also such sucker MCs as Joe Posnanski, Luis Guzman and Charles Pierce.

Oh speaking of Belth: Here’s me and him talking about Andy Pettitte in a very, very hot studio.

Fooled you!

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I’ve just been sitting at my desk all day, doing my work and writing these posts, right? WRONG!*

If I’m making good time, I’m probably somewhere just north of Baltimore right now, on my way to DC. If all has gone according to plan, I ate something from the Millburn Deli a little while ago.

This site has been on auto-pilot all day, so if there were any big developments in sports or Taco Bell that I haven’t yet mentioned, that’s why. Sandwich of the Week will come at some point this weekend, but I don’t know when yet. And it probably won’t be the Millburn Deli sandwich; that will probably come next week.

For now enjoy Soul Coughing (lyrics NSFW):

Also this:

* – I love this construction. Every time they use it on local news broadcasts — which is like every night — I laugh my ass off. Really effective for fearmongering too. “There’s nothing deadly about lipstick, right? WRONG! Scientists now say…” Right? WRONG!