Hold on, it turns out Bronson Arroyo is a human treasure trove of YouTube hilarity

Here’s Bronson Arroyo covering the Goo Goo Dolls’ “Slide:”

Here’s Bronson Arroyo selling a truck. Language somehow NSFW (?):

Here’s Bronson Arroyo hawking very intriguing sandwich that appears to be a hamburger parmesan hero:

Here’s Bronson Arroyo, ahh– I have no idea what this is. The language is intensely NSFW though:

That’s tonight’s Cincinnati Reds starter right there.

Papelbon fails and we all get tacos

Huge hat tip to Ted Burke for pointing me to this clip. When the Rockies score seven or more runs, Denver-area Taco Bells sell four tacos for $1 with the purchase of a small drink.

So in this video, Jason Giambi not only wins the game in walk-off fashion for the Rockies, he also defeats the intolerable Jonathan Papelbon and secures discounted tacos for everyone in the Denver area. Straight heroism.

Plus, look at the score box graphic around the 22-second mark. Dancing tacos. That’s awesome.