More like US Pee Team

The US Ski Team has dismissed an 18-year-old member of its development squad after he was accused of getting drunk and then urinating on a fellow passenger aboard a JetBlue flight to New York City.

Associated Press.

On top of this, a few years ago the U.S. Ski Team made a rule that skiers could no longer drink before practices. They’re really cracking down on these guys these days.

I couldn’t come up with a better headline about sign-stealing that implied how much I hated the movie Signs

At Grantland, Jonah Keri takes a thorough look at the allegations that the Blue Jays have been stealing signs with the help of a mysterious Man in White in the Rogers Centre center field seats.

I planned to write something with similar themes on the same topic, but Keri does a better job than I would have anyway, so check that out. The crux of it:

1) There’s not much evidence the Blue Jays benefited from sign stealing.
2) Every team tries to steal signs, as they should. It’s not against the rules, and players are going to do everything they can do gain competitive advantages.
3) There’s just no way you can chalk up Jose Bautista’s improvement to sign-stealing because lots of players have presumably enjoyed stolen signs before and very, very few — including all the other Blue Jays — have improved as rapidly as Bautista has.
4) I really hated that movie Signs.

Sanchez!

ESPN LA announced today that it has reached an agreement with the New York Jets to broadcast the team’s games during the upcoming NFL season. All 16 regular-season games will air live on 710 ESPN, beginning with the Jets’ Sept. 11 matchup with the Dallas Cowboys.

Led by former USC standout and Orange County native Mark Sanchez, the Jets have emerged as a perennial title contender, advancing to the AFC Championship Game each of the past two seasons. Prior to joining the Jets, Sanchez demonstrated his post-season prowess as a Trojan, earning Offensive MVP honors with a 413-yard performance in a 2009 Rose Bowl victory over Penn State.

– Jets press release.

Well that’s reasonably interesting.

And now they speak in whispers low

So in the amazingly unlikely event Dan Uggla breaks DiMaggio’s record, who writes the song about him? I vote Cee-Lo Green. He’s from Atlanta, he’s both popular and accessible, and like Uggla he’s a role model for stocky people everywhere. Of course, I’d probably vote for Cee-Lo Green no matter who broke the mark.

I had a doctor’s appointment this afternoon and had to leave the office early. Enjoy the weather if you’re in New York.

Sandwiches of Citi Field: The Single Shack

Due to the rain Tuesday night, the line at Citi Field’s Shake Shack was short. I grabbed the opportunity to review the last remaining unreviewed Shake Shack sandwich.

It will set you back $6.50, if I recall correctly. Normally it will also cost you a couple innings of baseball, but not if you go a half hour before the game while they’re pulling the tarp off the field.

I think it’s even better than the Double Shack. While the single patty de-emphasizes the delicious, high-quality beef, it makes for a better balance of ingredients. Biting into it, you taste everything at once: crispy lettuce, sweet tomato, tangy shack sauce, creamy cheese, soft bun, juicy meat. It’s damn near elegant. No, screw that; it is elegant.

I’ve long since given up comparing sandwiches to baseball players but I think I’m prepared to make the following call. And this is not a distinction I would bestow upon a sandwich lightly: The Shake Shack burger is the Carlos Beltran of sandwiches. Deemed overrated by some but still appreciated by legions of Mets fans, every element of its game is excellent without being flashy. It will sometimes require a wait — diminishing its value, no doubt — but patient fans can recognize its greatness in center field at Mets games.

Mariano Rivera is still ridiculously awesome

“For him to go through what he’s gone through the last two outings, this guy’s human,” Hunter said. “He’s going to get older, and it’s going to slow down for him, but I still don’t want to face him.”

Hunter continued: “Hitters still fear him. Mariano’s name carries weight, and I’m not even going off his name, I’m going off what he still has. His cutter is unbelievable. Still, to this day. He doesn’t throw as hard — 91, 92 — but the cutter still cuts the same.”

Against Abreu on Tuesday, it did not, and Scutaro also handled the pitch. Rivera is signed through next season, and he reacted calmly to the defeats, as always. But such moments remind us of the uncomfortable reality that Rivera, the Yankees’ indispensable closer, is reaching an expiration date, as all players do.

Tyler Kepner, N.Y. Times.

Speculation about the inevitable end of the Mariano Rivera era in the Bronx is now about as predictable as Mariano Rivera. Every time a couple of his rare blown saves happen to come back-to-back, Yankee fans freak out and baseball columnists start penning eulogies for his ridiculously awesome career.

Here’s the thing, though: Rivera is still great. His ERA in 2011 is exactly at his career mark, and his WHIP and K:BB are better than his established (and awesome) rates. To his credit, Kepner notes a lot of that in his column.

Watch: Rivera’s going to lock down his next 15 chances, and everyone will clam up about his age. Same thing’ll happen next year.

More Twitter Q&A stuff

OK, at Shea it was in the right-field home-run territory in the Loge section. Not only were the blue seats the lowest you could easily sneak into with an upper-deck ticket, but I appreciated the perspective that amount of height provided. Higher up at Shea was kind of, well, high up.

The Loge was perfect. Plus in those right-field seats, you could reasonably hope a lefty would pull a home run your way, or lean over the rail and banter with John Franco. And they provided quick access to the closest thing Shea offered to Citi’s center-field dining concourse area, the ol’ right-field food court down the ramp. The only problem was you couldn’t see much of the main scoreboard from that angle.

But I had a long time and a lot of games at Shea to formulate that opinion, and I’m not sure I’m ready to commit to one location at Citi yet.

Sometimes when I want a break from my computer screen and the airport-lounge ambience of the press box, I grab a seat along the third-base line in the Excelsior level for a few innings. It’s a good angle and a good height for seeing the whole field. For now I’d say it’s there.

Last I checked the Mets still have like a 1 in 200 shot of making the playoffs this year, so you don’t really have to wait if you’re into unrealistic hopes. But if you’re talking slightly more realistic unrealistic World Series hopes, give it six months.

There’s no doubt the Mets’ front office has a lot of work to do this offseason, and it’d be foolish to assume all the things that went right for the club in 2011 go the same way in 2012. But a bunch of things went wrong for these Mets too, and it’s crazy to go writing off next season for a team that is to date above .500, features a bunch of decent to excellent players on the short side of 30, and boasts (and will continue to boast) one of the largest payrolls in the Majors.

Good teams can come together quickly, and if a bunch of things fall right for the Mets in 2012 they could certainly contend. Is it likely they’ll make the World Series? Hell no. But it’s not likely any team will make the World Series.

I promise come mid-March the optimists among us will all be looking at a glass half-overflowing, envisioning the ways in which the old-ass Phillies will certainly relinquish their stranglehold on the division and the Braves’ entire crop of promising young arms will turn to crap.

A couple of things: First, I’m not really qualified to comment on the general clubhouse attitude. Like some 90% of credentialed media covering the Mets, I do not travel with the team. I get out to cover maybe a third of their home games, meaning nearly all of my access to the players comes in the Citi Field clubhouse. And the facilities at Citi Field are expansive enough that it’s rare there are many players in the locker-room area at the same time.

Someone covering the team beat might be better suited to measure the clubhouse attitude, though beat writers, like all of us, are subject to biases. Anyone just covering home games able to speak with authority about team chemistry is either wildly speculating or a much better journalist than I am. Either scenario seems likely.

Anyway, the most important thing is I’m not sure any of it matters. When Ruben Tejada came up last night in the bottom of the eighth, was he thinking “I need to get on so we can make the playoffs,” or “I need to get on so I can start next year,” or simply, “I need to get on”? I’d guess the latter. As discussed here, it’s often difficult (and pointless) to distinguish selfishness from effort in baseball. In other words, I can’t say exactly why they’re trying to win, but I can say with some confidence that they’re trying very hard to win.

Twitter Q&A-type thing

I would not subject any current Met to something like that. If you’re including historical Mets, I’d have to say Jeff Kent or Guillermo Mota.

One time I sat on the beach area outside the Jones Beach ampitheater during a Goo Goo Dolls concert. Luckily I couldn’t hear much. I don’t remember which high-school era love interest put me up to that.

I think going to a Goo Goo Dolls concert with Guillermo Mota might make for some pretty funny web video.

How are we defining “major” here? I’ll use this potentially accurate list, eliminating Dunkin’ Donuts and Starbucks, which obviously don’t count, and Domino’s, which doesn’t seem like it should count. And I’ll say:

1. Taco Bell: Obviously. Best combination of value, taste and general hilarity.
2. Wendy’s: Best burger, best fast-food bacon, high standard of service.
3. KFC: Points for originality, the only fried-chicken place on the list.
4. McDonald’s: Good because it tastes like McDonald’s, not necessarily because it tastes good.
5. Pizza Hut: Bad even in China, elevated here only by breadsticks*, affiliation with Taco Bell.
6. Subway: Offensive to actual sandwich artists.
7. Burger King: It makes me queasy to even think of how to explain why I dislike Burger King.

*- In an absolute emergency situation, the sauce that accompanies Pizza Hut breadsticks makes an OK substitute for taco sauce if they didn’t put any packets in your bag.

Right now it’s the 2010 group and it’s not even really close. I wrote a lot last year about my coming to have faith in Mike Tannenbaum and Rex Ryan and their ability to evaluate and employ NFL talent, and to a large extent that’s still the case.

But here you’re talking about replacing Braylon Edwards, a guy who undoubtedly endured certain lapses but still a 28-year-old physically elite NFL receiver, with a fellow who has spent the last two years in prison. And Mason is 37. I don’t think either Burress or Mason is a bad pickup — Ryan and Tannenbaum have shown they can squeeze value out of older players — but there’s just no way to say they stack up to Edwards and Cotchery without having seen Burress play a down.

I don’t blame the Jets for doing so, of course. And I don’t really understand why it’s such a big story that Rex Ryan keeps hyping up his own players. That’s what Rex Ryan does, and it’s what coaches should do. Maybe Ryan does it with a bit more gusto than most, but the real news would be if he came out and said, “yeah, our receivers don’t look so hot this year.”

How odd is Uggla’s streak?

Hitting streaks come mostly due to randomness and good fortune. Think about it: Plenty of hitters wind up with more than 162 hits in a season, averaging more than a hit a game. It stands to reason that every so often a player will put together a run of 30 or so straight games with a hit by chance alone.

We know how well-struck balls sometimes find fielders’ gloves and dribblers sometimes squeak through holes in the infield. Sure, occasionally a guy enjoys a hitting streak when he happens to be going well, but plenty of hitters take an ofer in the midst of a hot stretch due to a bad luck or good discipline, and many times we’ve seen guys lauded for very empty hitting streaks reaching into the double digits.

That’s all a long-winded qualifier to say I don’t put too much stock in Dan Uggla’s current hitting streak except as the entertaining baseball novelty that it is. And Uggla’s run in particular is interesting because Uggla does not profile at all as the type of hitter to produce such a streak. He walks a lot, he strikes out a ton, and he never posts a high batting average.

Using baseball-reference.com and the Daily News‘ complete list of players with 30-game hitting streaks, I compared Uggla’s season and career batting averages to the other men who have hit in at least 30 straight games.

Turns out Uggla is the lowest in both categories — by a wide margin in the former. Of the 32 guys on the list, 26 hit at least .300 for the season.

Player Year Hitting streak Season average Career average
Joe DiMaggio 1941 56 .357 .325
Pete Rose 1978 44 .302 .303
George Sisler 1922 41 .420 .340
Ty Cobb 1911 40 .420 .366
Paul Molitor 1987 39 .353 .306
Jimmy Rollins 2006 38 .277 .272
Tommy Holmes 1945 37 .352 .302
Chase Utley 2006 35 .309 .292
Luis Castillo 2002 35 .305 .290
Ty Cobb 1917 35 .383 .366
Benito Santiago 1987 34 .300 .263
Dom DiMaggio 1949 34 .307 .298
George McQuinn 1938 34 .324 .276
Hal Chase 1907 33 .287 .291
Heinie Manush 1933 33 .336 .330
Rogers Hornsby 1922 33 .401 .358
Vladimir Guerrero 1999 31 .316 .318
Ken Landreaux 1980 31 .281 .268
Rico Carty 1970 31 .366 .299
Willie Davis 1969 31 .311 .279
Sam Rice 1924 31 .334 .322
Nap Lajoie 1906 31 .355 .338
Moises Alou 2007 30 .341 .303
Dan Uggla 2011 30 .220 .258
Andre Ethier 2011 30 .307 .293
Ryan Zimmerman 2009 30 .292 .289
Willy Taveras 2006 30 .278 .274
Albert Pujols 2003 30 .359 .328
Luis Gonzales 1999 30 .336 .283
Sandy Alomar Jr 1997 30 .324 .273
Eric Davis 1997 30 .304 .269
Jerome Walton 1989 30 .293 .269
George Brett 1980 30 .390 .305
Ron LeFlore 1976 30 .316 .288
Stan Musial 1950 30 .346 .331
Goose Goslin 1934 30 .305 .315
Bing Miller 1929 30 .331 .311
Tris Speaker 1912 30 .383 .345

The Duda bunts

Patrick Flood investigates Lucas Duda’s decision to bunt with runners on first and second and no out in the bottom of the eighth inning last night and concludes that Duda made the right call. It’s a good read.

Teams should not often be in the business of giving away outs, especially with their cleanup hitters. But there were some mitigating factors, as Patrick notes: Duda does not seem to hit lefties all that well and Josh Spence has been devastating against lefty hitters. Plus Duda has been hitting lots of hard grounders lately, and a double play in that spot would have been a back-breaker.

I’m not sure the Mets should have been playing for one run in that spot, but a team’s chances of scoring with runners on second and third and one out are slightly better than with runners on first and second with none out.

For his part, Duda said he felt confident he could get the bunt down even if he doesn’t often bunt in games. He said he works on bunting a lot and thinks he is a good bunter. To his credit, his bunt was much, much better than most we have seen from Mets pitchers this season.

Of course, if Duda popped it up or fouled it off to go in an 0-1 hole then struck out, we’d be killing him for the decision today and destroying Terry Collins for not overriding him. Or at least I’d be. I’m willing to admit that hindsight is 20/20 here.