David Wright puzzled by your unsolicited career advice

David Wright is a bright guy, but in this case he doesn’t seem to get it. He looks at you quizzically when told that being traded away from the Mets – where the ballpark works against him, ownership and upper management view him as less than a superstar, and the team is facing more losing seasons for the near future – would actually be the best thing to ever happen to him.

Bill Madden, N.Y. Daily News.

Or maybe — maybe! — David Wright, grown-ass man, has a better sense of what he wants and what’s best for him than some guy who doesn’t really know him at all.

And I appreciate the use of the second-person here, because it makes it sound like David Wright looks at me quizzically when I tell him that being traded away from the Mets would be the best thing to ever happen to him, which is precisely the response I’d expect from Wright if I were to tell him that. I bet he’d think, “who the hell is this guy?” But because he’s super polite he’d just give me a curious look and not really say anything.

New York Post’s new commenting system exposes names and occupations of real-life Beltran-blamers

I think that the meeting yesterday was great. I liked it. It was different than what we used to have in the past. But that’s him. He has passion, he has energy, he’s going to pick and talk the way he feels about the team, about the players. And there’s nothing wrong with that. I think sometimes you need a meeting like that to wake everyone up.

Carlos Beltran.

why do you need a meeting like that to wakeup? you should be motovaited by being a big league player.beltran is a joke.

Glen Volz.

Ah, yes. Sometimes I get so caught up in ironically blaming Carlos Beltran for stuff that I lose sight of the weird and twisted ways in which people unironically blame Carlos Beltran for stuff.

I happened to be standing in the media scrum around Beltran when he said what he did about the team meeting, and I actually did come away from it thinking it sounded like Beltran legitimately likes Terry Collins and his methods and wasn’t just paying lip service to the reporter’s question. But a reporter did ask Beltran what he thought of the team meeting, and Beltran answered the question professionally. Imagine the fallout if Beltran had been curt or suggested the team didn’t need the meeting for motivation.

(On an unrelated note, Beltran addressed the media while wearing one of the most amazing shirts I’ve ever seen in my life. I would have snapped a picture if I were myself less professional. It was an incredibly loud short-sleeved button-down featuring various shades of turquoise, orange, yellow, and I think maybe some pink. From a distance it looked like a Hawaiian pattern, but it was something more complex than that, vaguely, I don’t know, Aztec? There were flowers on there, but also like bones and suns and all sorts of incongruous lines and shapes. It might have been a Magic Eye shirt. Type of thing you need to be Carlos Beltran to pull off.)

Anyway, the Post recently switched to using Facebook comments on its news stories, meaning commenters are no longer shielded by anonymity. So we know that this particular Beltran-blamer is a cabinet maker named Glen Volz who believes that Beltran was not, in fact, motivated on Wednesday when he went 2-for-4 with a double, and presumably also not motivated in the 52 games before that, in which he posted an .875 OPS despite the bone-on-bone condition that everyone thought would sideline him a lot more often than it has.

But I guess kudos to you for your conviction, Glen Volz.

I’ll have what he’s having

I spotted this typically hilarious and explicit post about Jose Bautista on Drunk Jays Fans yesterday and figured I’d chime in, not because there’s any obvious New York connection or because there’s much to be said that hasn’t already been said about Bautista’s amazing surge or for any good reason at all besides that I want to. Site’s called TedQuarters.

Last weekend, I was flipping between games on MLB.tv with some friends and we kept coming back to the Blue Jays-White Sox game just to see if Bautista was batting. It’s like that now: Bautista’s plate appearances are events.

This hitter, just some guy as recently as 2009, has a 1.276 OPS. He’s getting on base more than half the time. It’s Ted Williams stuff.

And so, because Bautista was just some guy as recently as 2009 and is now doing Ted Williams stuff, obviously — obviously — people speculate something’s awry. Things like this don’t normally just happen, so he must be taking some sort of performance enhancer.

Now look: Even though Bautista is subject to a battery of drug tests like all Major Leaguers these days, it’s certainly possible he’s taking some not-yet-detectable performance-enhancer, just like it’s possible that every other Major Leaguer is taking some not-yet-detectable performance-enhancer.

But let’s think about this for a second. If there’s some undetectable subtance that could turn the almost perfectly league-average 2009 Jose Bautista into the thus-far historically awesome 2011 Jose Bautista, why has no other player enjoyed a similar spike in performance? Wouldn’t lots of baseball players want to take that?

Putting aside the facts that in that time span Bautista’s swing has noticeably changed and his body hasn’t, why would anyone assume that only Jose Bautista has access to this wonder drug? Did he discover it himself? And in that case, do we even know if it’s illegal and/or bad for you?

Rhetorical questions!

I feel stupid writing about this because I’m sick of hearing bluster about steroids in baseball and I realize that taking any stance only serves to perpetuate the talk. Plus Bautista’s a grown-ass man who can speak for himself and it’s not really on me to defend his honor; I’m just here to enjoy his awesome hitting. But it’s funny to me that so many of the media types who do seem to get upset over performance-enhancing drug use in sports would rather point fingers and idly speculate than actually do the work to investigate what it is that players are currently doing to cheat.

I guess what’s most annoying about dismissing or trying to partly explain Bautista’s sudden emergence as the product of chemistry is that it represents a woeful oversimplification of the type of magnificently perplexing baseball happenstance that makes the sport so damn awesome.

99.9999% of the time (or something, I haven’t checked the math), the 28-year-old fourth outfielder with the 91 career OPS+ will never emerge as the game’s most dominant hitter. That in and of itself is pretty awesome. But then on extremely rare occasion he does, and that’s ridiculously awesome.

Excuse me?

Scouts liked Jeter over the Mets’ Jose Reyes because of Jeter’s durability. The Blue Jays’ Escobar wasn’t a lock over Jeter among the five scouts we spoke with.

Andrew Marchand, ESPN.com.

Man. Man.

It’s like… do you even watch the games?

Sure, Jeter is definitely more durable than Reyes. He has played in at least 150 games in each of the last seven seasons. But lest everyone start thinking Reyes is perpetually injured, it’s probably important to note that he played at least 150 games himself every year from 2005 to 2008, missed most of 2009 in part because the Mets woefully mishandled his injury, then played 133 games in 2010.

And right now Reyes is just so, so much better than Jeter. At like, everything. What are the five tools again? Hitting for average, hitting for power, baserunning, fielding and throwing? In which one of those skills does Captain Clutch top Reyes, right now? At this point Jeter barely even walks more than Reyes, and Reyes has actually seen more pitches per plate appearance this season. These scouts aren’t talking historically — they’re saying today, with Reyes about to turn 28 and Jeter about to turn 37.

Crazy time.

Did anyone see that awesome baseball game?

Oh!

Did anyone see that awesome baseball game?

In the first Mike Pelfrey lets up three runs without really even allowing a hard-hit ball, and it’s like, “oh that sucks, but that’s baseball, I guess.” Only then in the second, Pelfrey lets up three more runs on a bunch of hard-hit balls, and now it’s all, “OK, between the Mets’ offense and bullpen this one’s going to get ugly.”

Only the Mets also have Carlos Beltran on their team, and Carlos Beltran is totally sweet. So he hits a three-run home run in the bottom of the third and everyone gets to thinking how maybe at least it won’t be a total blowout if the Mets’ recently crappy bullpen can not suck for once.

Then — then! — in the bottom of the sixth, Beltran doubles off the top of the wall and Jason Bay figures out a way to get to first base, so the Mets wind up with runners on second and third with one out after Ronny Paulino taps out to the pitcher. Now Nick Evans — who always walks up to bat to Tom Petty music — comes up, and he’s taking this laid-back approach at the plate like he doesn’t want to swing at all, just chillin’, mentally listening to some Tom Petty, but Paul Maholm walks him on a full count.

Next Ruben Tejada, who’s 21 but doesn’t look a day older than 12, rips a single to right and two runs score and all of a sudden whoa, too bad the Mets bullpen stinks or else they might really have something here. And then Terry Collins throws strategy to the wind and puts in left-handed Daniel Murphy to pinch-hit against lefty Paul Maholm instead of going with a righty bat like Dillon Gee or Jason Isringhausen, and Murphy rewards his manager’s unconventional thinking by lifting a single to left that scores another run.

Now the Pirates are playing really terribly, and after an error and a passed ball, Tejada scampers home and everyone’s thinking, “man how crazy they tied this thing up, shame about that bullpen thing.”

But oh!

A little bit later, Paulino singles to lead off the eighth and Collins uses Willie Harris to pinch-run for Paulino and Chris Capuano to pinch-hit for Jason Isringhausen. This seems like it might be a pretty crummy thing to do to any position player, even Harris, but Collins says Capuano’s the best bunter on the team and he’s in there to get Harris over to second.

Only he doesn’t need to. In a very confusing sequence of events, Jose Veras balks on what looks like the second strike of the at-bat. So everyone’s all confused as to how and why Harris is suddenly standing on second and Josh Thole’s coming in to pinch-hit with a 1-2 count, and things get even worse when Thole takes a called strike and everyone figures he’s out but he’s still standing there. And by the time everything’s cleared up, Harris is on third on a wild pitch.

Long story short, Veras struggles from there and the Mets score two and now it’s like, “OMG I think they’re really going to pull this one out, what a comeback!” But obviously the first guy up in the ninth hits a triple off Francisco Rodriguez and it’s all, “Oh so this is how it’s going to be K-Rod?”

Only no! That guy scored but no one else did, and the Mets won 9-8. A bunch of other cool stuff happened too.

It was sweet.

Sandwiches of Citi Field: Mama’s special

There was a time when the Mets’ home stadium was better known for occasional bouts of good baseball than for its vast array of delicious foodstuffs, and back then — at Shea — about the only good thing to eat was the Mama’s Special from Mama’s of Corona (or Leo’s Latticini, in its Corona locale). So I’ve got a hell of a lot of respect for the Mama’s Special, not just because I miss Shea, but because it’s the O.G. good food option at Mets games and still manages to hold up as a solid choice in spite of all the fancy food brought in with the asymmetrical fences. It’s now available at the World’s Fare Market in right field:

The Mama’s Special is pepper ham, salami and fresh mozzarella on Italian bread. It’s huge, probably big enough to split unless you’re really hungry. It comes with red roasted peppers, which I’m all for, and pickled mushrooms, which are not for me. Everything’s pretty great here; the meats are salty and tasty, the bread is fresh, and the cheese is amazing.

The one minor issue is that it’s not dressed, so if you’re not using both the peppers and the mushrooms it could end up a bit dry. I counter this by swiping a packet of the Newman’s Own oil and balsamic vinegar dressing they have in the media cafeteria, which really completes the sandwich and makes the whole thing just unbelievably delicious. I figure the dressing must be available somewhere in the stadium, but I — regrettably? — must admit I have no idea where to purchase a salad around here.

Sandwiches of Citi Field: Meatball hero

The meatball hero is available at the Cascarino’s Pizza locations throughout Citi Field. I got mine at the one in straightaway center near Beer Island or whatever it’s called. Cascarino’s makes excellent pizza, but I rarely get pizza at the park because it seems like the difference in price between pizza in the stadium and pizza outside the stadium is proportionately higher than it is with other foods.

Anyway, here’s the meatball hero:

This is a tough one for me to judge because I am — as I have mentioned here before — enormously biased toward my mother’s meatballs. In terms of meatballs that weren’t made by mom, though, these seem pretty decent. And the sauce and cheese are good. But it was pretty clear that the meatball hero had been pre-prepared and under heat for a while, and that was a too much for the bread to withstand. The sauce soaked into its crevices, rendering it soggy and the sandwich very messy — less than ideal for eating at the ballpark.

Sandwiches of Citi Field: The Double Shack

I promised a while back to review every sandwich at Citi Field. It’s a huge undertaking and one I expect could take multiple seasons. Also, you’ll have to forgive me if the reviews are shorter than the traditional Sandwich of the Week fare; I’ve got a lot of these to get through.

I’ve actually eaten a few that I just haven’t gotten around to mentioning, so I’m about to drop three on you today. First is this afternoon’s sandwich: The Double Shack from Shake Shack, out in the food court area behind center field. Here it is:

The Double Shack will cost you $9.25 and a wait on line no matter what time you get there. I eat at the Madison Square Park Shake Shack with my wife all the time but rarely stop by the Citi Field stand because I’m usually here to work or enjoy baseball, not wait in line.

But if you get to the park early enough or there’s a rain delay or the game gets out of hand, man, this is a hell of a burger. It comes on a soft potato roll with American cheese, lettuce, tomato and a very Russian-dressing like “Shack sauce,” but the clear focal point — as it should be — is the amazing meat. Usually I order the single-stack incarnation of the burger, but even the two-patty high wall of meat on the Double Shack is juicy and delicious enough to plow through in moments.

A heartwarming tale

I’m on my way to Citi Field this morning for some video stuff and some watching-baseball stuff. Our man Catsmeat sent along this excellent story from the Rochester Red Wings game last night that I figured I’d share. It’s like Casey at the Bat, only with a happy ending:

So, at each Rochester Red Wings game one opposing player is designated as the “Taco Bell K-Man.”  If that player strikes out, everyone in the stadium wins a free Taco Bell taco (oddly, however, the scoreboard visuals showed the K-Man in front of a Crunchwrap Supreme, which I consider false advertising but whatever.  Free taco is free taco.)

Although, in my experience, the K-Man is usually a washed-up MLB player, tonight’s K-Man was Cale Iorg, son of former major leaguer Garth Iorg.  Iorg comes up in the third inning for his third at-bat of the game and swings and misses at the first pitch.  I am sitting in the third row behind home plate and yell “THERE’S MY HARD SHELL!  NOW GO GET ME SOME SEASONED BEEF, SON!”  I figure maybe I should go with this and start chanting “SEASONED BEEF!  SEASONED BEEF!” and Iorg rewards my chanting with a swing and miss for strike two.  The folks in my section and nearby are laughing along at this point.  Not much left to put on the basic Taco Bell taco so I then turn to “LETTUCE AND CHEESE, SON! LETTUCE AND CHEESE!” as he first fouls off a pitch and then takes strike three.  The crowd, who has been so supportive of the efforts, raise a cheer for our newly won tacos.

As Iorg walks back to the dugout from the plate, he looks straight at me with a big smile on his face and shakes his head.  Timo Perez, who is on deck, also cracks a smile as he walks to the plate.  I also smile, because I have part of tomorrow’s lunch squared away.

Beautiful. It has all the elements of my favorite stories: people named Garth, seasoned beef, and Timo Perez.

Of course, this is not the first we’ve heard of this taco-related Minor League promotion. Recall that Nelson Figueroa once won tacos for a whole section of fans and acknowledged it, and that Brandon Phillips steadfastly refused to provide tacos to one hungry college student.

Taco Bell rules. I’ll be back with more soon.