The return of Super Joe?

I think there is one obvious manager candidate that no one seems to mention, Super Joe McEwing. McEwing was a Met fan favorite while with the team…. Baseball America named him one of their managers of the year the past two years (High A in the White Sox organization). And unlike Backman he does not come with the baggage and potential public relations nightmare….

But the real key is his relationship with LaRussa and Dave Duncan. Joe came to the majors with the Cards and was a favorite of LaRussa, who respected him so much he requested a pair of the Joe’s spikes when he was traded to the Mets (for Jesse Orosco). Why is this important, because Dave Duncan can have more of an immediate impact than any manager or GM the Mets can hire. The timing is perfect, he would have never left the Cards in years past, but now he is upset with the way the Cardinal organization, the local media, and fans handled the situation with his son.

– Reader Dan, via e-mail.

On the surface, Dan’s case is an interesting one. After all, if the Mets are serious about considering Wally Backman — currently a short-season A-ball manager — to helm their big-league club, why wouldn’t they be willing to hire a current High-A ball manager in Flushing? And Super Joe, like Backman, led his team to a lot of success in 2010, taking the Winston-Salem Dash to the Carolina League championship series, where they (it? Are we pluralizing Dash?) lost to the Potomac Nationals.

But I have a pretty strong feeling Joe McEwing, at 38 and with no managerial experience above A-ball, will not be the Mets’ next skipper. And if we’re going to campaign for such unlikely solutions, I might as well lobby for an WPA generator like some folks at Amazin’ Avenue keep advocating.

And maybe there’s a role for Super Joe on the Mets’ bench. Brooke from SNY’s Original Programming department just suggested they could hire him to be a roving bench coach, first-base coach, hitting coach and third-base coach all in one. I remember reading that he was a popular guy in his time with the team, and that David Wright especially was sad to see him go. But though we know the Mets love hiring ex-Mets, it does seem a bit random. Plus they keep saying all hires will be up to the new GM.

I will say that I was no fan of Super Joe during his time with the Mets. I recognize now that there’s some value in a guy willing and at least vaguely able to play absolutely anywhere on the field, but the combination of his inability to hit with the media’s tendency to fawn over him turned me off. But then that really has no bearing on his ability to manage or coach a team.

True grit

Let’s start with toughness, the one intangible the Mets have lacked most in recent years. You only have to go back a couple of weeks for a glaring example, when the Mets let Chase Utley wipe out Ruben Tejada at second base with an over-the-line slide and did nothing to retaliate.

Oh, sure, Carlos Beltran managed to get in the way of a double play the next day, but he didn’t even make contact, and when all was said and done, the Mets sent the message that they wouldn’t stand up to the Phillies — the team that has bullied them in one way or another for four years.

I don’t blame Jerry Manuel for the Mets’ failures in recent years, but he clearly failed to instill enough grit in his ballclub. Somebody has to do it because there’s no hard-edged leadership in their clubhouse….

Not that retaliating or even fighting is a cure-all for the Mets. Talent aside, however, winning in the big leagues starts with attitude, with the type of mental and physical toughness that has defined the Phillies and separated them from the Mets.

(Well, that and a farm system that allowed them to trade for Cliff Lee, Roy Halladay and Roy Oswalt over a 12-month period, but that’s another story – and a reminder of one of Minaya’s biggest failings.)

John Harper, N.Y. Daily News.

OK, first of all, Harper totally ignores the fact that Beltran not only called out Utley for the slide, but then admitted he was trying to hurt someone the next day and regretted that he was unable to do so.

But Harper loves to cite anonymous and mysterious baseball people who think Beltran is selfish and lacks grit, and this documented evidence of Beltran demonstrating precisely the type of grit Harper argues the Mets are missing would contradict not only the point of this column but the crux of many of Harper’s past columns, so, you know, let’s just pretend it didn’t happen.

Also — and way more importantly — talent not aside. Talent absolutely not aside. I don’t understand why it’s so hard for everyone to understand that the big difference between the Phillies and the Mets is not toughness or edginess or some sort of nebulous magic dust but real damn baseball skill, the most important factor in winning real damn baseball games.

The Phillies’ pitching staff posted a 110 ERA+ this year because it got 250 2/3 (!!) stellar innings from Roy Halladay and 208 2/3 excellent ones from Cole Hamels, and a bunch of strong performances from bullpen arms.

Yes, they weathered a slew of injuries to their starting lineup, but they did that because they fielded a deep and strong team, not through Charlie Manuel’s special old-man alchemy. They had the young players to trade for Roy Oswalt. A strong and well-managed farm system merits more than a parenthetical aside.

Now, look: No one’s saying the Phillies don’t hustle or that hustling doesn’t help win baseball games. Certainly the Phillies appear to exhibit a certain mettle, and since we’ve come to associate them with toughness and grit and, above all, winning, we mentally highlight their hustle plays and gloss over their junior moments.

Talent not aside. I’m sorry. I know that doesn’t make for a good story. Remember that during the World Series last year, Harper himself expressed surprise that the “gritty, gutty” Phillies suddenly didn’t “appear to be so tough-minded after all” once they ran into a better Yankee team.

Is this something?

Two economists at the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania, while investigating how round numbers influence goals, examined the behavior of major league hitters from 1975 to 2008 who entered what became their final plate appearance of the season with a batting average of .299 or .300 (in at least 200 at-bats).

They found that the 127 hitters at .299 or .300 batted a whopping .463 in that final at-bat, demonstrating a motivation to succeed well beyond normal (and in what was usually an otherwise meaningless game).

Most deliciously, not one of the 61 hitters who entered at .299 drew a walk — which would have fired those ugly 9s into permanence because batting average considers bases on balls neither hit nor at-bat.

Alan Schwarz, N.Y. Times.

OK. I have little doubt that guys who enter their final at-bats of the season hitting .299 take aggressive approaches at the plate. That part of this study passes the smell test for sure.

Beyond that, though, it seems like there’s some small-sample size issues and extrapolation here. I should probably defer to the Wharton School economists, mind you, but why would only hitters with at least 200 at-bats on the season be motivated by round numbers? Wouldn’t a rookie with 120 plate appearances want badly to reach .300 too? What happens if they change the at-bats minimum to 100? What if they use players hitting .199, too?

And consider the competition: Shouldn’t it be at least slightly easier for Major League hitters with at least a half season of hitting around .300 — good hitters, in other words — to succeed in their final at-bats of the season, likely often against September call-ups?

It seems like the conclusions here are a bit far-reaching for 127 at-bats, given baseball’s inherent caprices. Remember that Jeff Francoeur started out the season 16-for-35. A lot of strange and random things can happen when you’re swinging aggressively and putting the ball in play.

Bad in plaid

If Tampa Bay Rays manager Joe Maddon has his way, the Texas Rangers will be hypnotized by a sea of plaid at Tropicana Field for Wednesday’s ALDS Game 1.

After popularizing the “Brayser” (Rays + blazer) earlier this season and having his team wear caps with plaid bills during a game last week, Maddon said he would like to see Rays fans adopting his fashion trend in the stands for the postseason.

‘Duk, Big League Stew.

Well that’s awesome. As ‘Duk suggests later in the article, it would be a pretty difficult thing to organize, but a stadium-wide plaid-out would be pretty amazing. Too bad it would probably be way too expensive to just distribute the Braysers in question:

Anyway, you might have noticed some aesthetic changes happening around here if you came to this site in the past 20 minutes or so. I changed the TedQuarters color scheme to celebrate the Rays’ postseason run, and also to celebrate a baseball team using sky blue and yellow in its uniform, something I’ve felt should happen for a long, long time.

(The Rays didn’t take it far enough, incidentally, since they haven’t yet abandoned the dark blue that’s pretty much ubiquitous in baseball uniforms. But I do credit them for being smart enough to play with my initials on their cap. Also Taco Bell’s.)

Anyway, it turns out that while that color scheme is pretty cool for a baseball club it makes for a butt-ugly website, so I’m not sure how long this will last. But this site design makes it really easy to switch up colors and I intended to do so more often when we relaunched, and I figured now, with the Mets in transition and the playoffs starting and everything, you know, why not?

Why the Rays and not the National League’s obvious good guys, the Reds? I think that color red might be a little jarring on a monitor. Plus it looks too much like the Phillies.

But I wanna know NOW!

Several interesting names have been floated by the Mets as potential saviors. Some are absurd: Former Diamondbacks GM Joe Garagiola Jr. has no business running a big-market franchise. Neither does White Sox assistant GM Rick Hahn. But if the Mets are serious about, say, Sandy Alderson, then their fans have reason to believe change is coming.

The former A’s general manager – pre-Billy Beane – is exactly the man the Mets need. Alderson guided the A’s to four division titles, three pennants and a world championship in 1989, which means he has a winning pedigree.

Bob Klapisch, Bergen Record.

Look: If you’re seeking sweeping, declarative statements about who should or shouldn’t be the Mets’ next GM, you might want to avoid TedQuarters for the next couple of weeks. I mean, click over to check out stuff about Taco Bell and astrophysics and whatever else might come up, but I do not plan on endorsing any particular man or woman as definitively the right person for the job. Not my style.

Klapisch has been writing about baseball a lot longer than I have, and maybe knows something about Rick Hahn that I don’t. But everything I’ve read suggests that Hahn has plenty business helming a big-market franchise. In fact, Bill Madden, who has been writing about baseball a lot longer than Klapisch, suggested Hahn would be a great fit for the Mets today.

Of course, I’m an arrogant bastard who doesn’t put a whole lot of stock in other people’s opinions, so I’m not willing to trust that either Klapisch or Madden knows what’s best for the Mets.

What I know for certain is that the next couple weeks will feature a whole lot of writers pointing squarely at this guy, this guy or that guy, and I will do my best to assess the arguments based on the evidence presented and resist the temptation to bury my head in the sand until it’s all over then start lambasting the new GM for whatever he or she does wrong.

So as for Alderson: Klapisch pleads his case because he engineered the successful A’s teams in the late 80s and early 90s, went to an Ivy League college and is a Marine-trained tough guy. His Wikipedia page says he mentored Billy Beane. Madden dismisses Alderson because he’s over 60 and “firmly ensconced” in his current role with Major League Baseball.

As for Hahn: Madden includes him in his list of candidates, citing people “throughout the game” who believe Hahn to be “bright, organized and a workaholic.” Madden points out that the areas of his expertise — contracts, etc. — might overlap a bit with John Ricco’s, but that the White Sox have taken to sending Hahn out on scouting trips as well.

Though Alderson was the CEO of the Padres from 2005-2009 and I have no idea exactly what that role entailed, it sounds like Hahn has been a lot closer to baseball operations a lot more recently, and comes from the business background now en vogue for general managers.

So of these two, Hahn seems like the more reasonable choice to me, but then, still, I really have no clue. In the coming weeks we’re going to try to get in touch with some people with better, closer perspectives on these and all the other most-discussed candidates for episodes of The Baseball Show to get a little more informed.

But I don’t expect to come away from those shows any more confident that I know the right choice for the Mets’ next GM. Truth is, we won’t know if the right choice has been made until a year or two after the choice has been made.

Dinosaurs get even bigger

Cartilage may not have significantly increased the height of theropod dinosaurs, like Tyrannosaurus, because they moved about in a hunched position, said Casey Holliday, a paleontologist at the University of Missouri and the study’s lead author.

But ornithischian and sauropod dinosaurs, like Triceratops and Brachiosaurus had a more upright posture and may have been taller than previously estimated. Brachiosaurus, thought to be about 42 feet tall, may have been at least a foot taller, the study found.

Sindya N. Bhanoo, N.Y. Times.

More waffling from the dinosaur scientists; no surprise here. Now it turns out dinosaurs might have been a foot taller than previously thought due to all the soft cartilage between their bones, which somehow no one ever before realized might have been larger than the cartilage of other animals even though they’re F@#$ING DINOSAURS.

Is it me or are all the new changes to dinosaurs, especially since the Great Triceratops Caper, making them slightly more sensational? 13 horns? Ridiculously supersized head? A foot taller? This sounds to me like an industry wide make-good project to revitalize interest in dinosaurs after breaking our collective hearts with the news that triceratops never even existed.

You know how this ends, right? Jurassic Park. It’s really the only way we’ll ever know for sure what dinosaurs were like, and I, for one, welcome the idea. I mean, I read somewhere that dinosaurs might have had feathers. Like, all dinosaurs. They were the ancestors of birds, after all. How tremendously silly-looking would that be? And then how terrifying would it be when the power grid went down and those gigantic feathered beasts tore Newman apart?

Seriously, though: Regardless of how it played out in that book and movie, I’d totally be down for Jurassic Park. I discussed this with my buddy Jake not long ago, and we came to the conclusion that if it turned out that cloning dinosaurs and bringing them out of extinction meant the ultimate demise of humanity, well, so be it. We agreed that we’d gladly bow down to our new dinosaur overlords if it turned out theirs was the dominant species.

Are you on board?

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File under: Not even worth our time

The Mets need to be fumigated, stripped bare and built from the ground up. There is no patch job here.

Let’s face it. Your team is filled with losers.

That’s not harsh. Sadly, it’s reality.

Professional sports has a short menu — wins and losses. None of the other stuff really matters…

Rob Parker, ESPNNewYork.com.

I read this article and planned to just let it go because I’ve had a soft spot in my heart for Parker’s writing since he wrote a Newsday column about the dedication of the 4,000-some die-hard fans at Shea at a rainy August game I attended with my brother.

But I got three e-mails pointing me to this “disaster” piece, so I figured I should at least mention it. Here’s what I’d say: Not even worth our time. It’s so heavy on brazenly worded platitudes and so thoroughly devoid of substance that it reads like the very worst of Bleacher Report.

I have almost no doubt some editor said, “Mets fired Minaya, we need someone to stir some s*** up for pageviews… What? Wally Matthews is already on his way to Minnesota? OK, Parker, you’re on it.”

And Rob Parker was like, “Here’s the scoop: The Mets are losers and should trade everyone.”

And the editor was all, “That sells. Think you can squeeze 800 words out of that?”

And Parker said, “Meh, barely, but I’ll really stretch it out.”

And so we have this column. The Mets are all losers. Because Omar Minaya tried to make a World Series winner and didn’t, you shouldn’t keep any of the players from the team he assembled. Logic!

Oh, and the only substantive solution: Cliff Lee. Cliff Lee will win the NL East on his own next year, even though he’s a 32-year-old pitcher who will likely require a contract that will ultimately become an albatross.

Wait, what am I doing? I thought I said I wasn’t going to bother. Carry on.

As for Jerry…

The front-page poll on SNY.tv asks the right choice for the next Mets’ manager. Early returns have Bobby Valentine in the lead, followed by Wally Backman.

Those are the men most frequently rumored to replace Jerry Manuel and so their position in the poll should come as no surprise. But it’s at least mildly interesting that Valentine and Backman have reputations as managers who would rather put themselves under fire put any heat on their players, since Manuel, at various times during his tenure, appeared to do the opposite.

The Mets’ manager leaves to the trumpets of reporters heralding his kindness, but I have heard multiple former players note the way Manuel always seemed to divorce himself from the things that went wrong in games and wonder how the guys on the team would react. And there were all those times Manuel laughed with the press at the expense of his players.

Of course, to Manuel’s credit, a lot of times he wasn’t responsible for the things that went wrong in games. Many times he was charged with managing a roster that George Patton couldn’t have led to victory. And perhaps some of those former players were biased by the team’s lackluster performance and record.

Truth is, no one but the men involved knows the nature of Manuel’s relationship with his players. We know that Manuel presented himself as a nice guy. In my lone one-on-one interaction with him — an off-camera interview in the SNY studios after the 2008 studio — he definitely seemed like a nice guy.

But all I can say for certain is that there’s a grayscale of human decency and Jerry Manuel — like all of us — falls somewhere on there.

We know he really liked bunting — sometimes with his No. 3 hitter — and appeared to love using the same reliever over and over again until he proved ineffective. Neither quality makes for a great manager. Ideally, the Mets’ next manager won’t do those things.

But he’ll inevitably do some other things we’ll complain about, and then if the team’s not winning, we’ll call for his firing. It’s kind of how it goes.

So now what?

As a Mets fan, I’m happy Omar Minaya was relieved of his duties today. I’ve been banging this drum for over a year, maybe longer: The guy did not come close to maximizing the resources available to him to make the Mets a championship team.

Still, watching him address the media today after his meeting with the Wilpons made me feel sorry for Minaya, even though I know he’s still making seven figures for the next couple years and even though, as a Mets fan, I’m near certain it’s what’s best for the team.

So though some nasty part of me, anticipating this, felt tempted to put together a comprehensive list of all Minaya’s questionable-to-bad moves in his tenure with the Mets, all the baffling contracts and bizarre roster decisions, I now feel no desire to do so. Everybody knows why Omar Minaya got canned. It’s better to look forward.

Problem is I really have no idea what happens now. About a billion names — and combinations of names — have been thrown around as potential replacements, and all of them, of course, have both decorations and blemishes on their resumes. Some seem promising — Terry Ryan, Rick Hahn, Josh Byrnes, to name a few — and none seems downright awful.

But I’d be kidding myself and all of you if I pretended to know the GM market well enough to be able to point to one candidate and say for certain that he or she is the right fit to build a sustainable contender in Flushing.

I know the Mets have the resources to create that contender, in the hands of the right person. They play in a brand-new stadium in a huge market and regularly field teams with payrolls upwards of $120 million. Plus for the first time in a while, they actually have a decent — if unspectacular — crop of young players nearly ready to contribute at the Major League level.

So I suspect it might not take as long as we fear for the next GM to point the ship in the right direction. But first, of course, we must find out who’s at the helm.