Valentine forwards *third* version of wrap creation myth

In a YouTube interview, Valentine says he invented the wrap in 1980 when the toaster at his restaurant was broken and a regular customer ordered a club sandwich for five straight days. In this version of the story, Valentine claims that after five days of trying to make the toaster work, he offered the man a club sandwich wrapped in tortilla, cut into thirds with melted cheese on top. “And from that day on,” he says, “they called it a wrap.”

But in an interview with Ken Hoffman of the Houston Chronicle in 2010, Valentine says he invented the wrap “a few years” after he first opened the restaurant in Stamford in 1980. He again cites the broken toaster, but there’s no mention of the five-day lag for inspiration. And this time, Valentine says, “In the mid-’90s, the Food Network was visiting our restaurant and my manager called the Club Mex a ‘Wrap.’ The name stuck.”

Me, here, Nov. 30, 2011.

This website has already established that venerable baseball manager and culinary pioneer Bobby Valentine is guilty of either misremembering or slightly misstating the details of his purported invention of the wrap sandwich. By both accounts, he invented it because a regular customer wanted a club sandwich and the restaurant’s toaster was broken. But the details of the story vary.

Now, via Bill Pennington of the N.Y. Times, comes yet another version of the story. Check it out:

“I remember it like it was yesterday, even though it was 1982. I had been buying $4 toasters from Caldor. I wouldn’t buy an expensive toaster because we didn’t have that much money and there was only one menu item involving toast: a club sandwich. But the banker who loaned us money came in for lunch often and he always wanted a club sandwich on toast.

“So the banker comes in one day and the toaster is broken. In fact, it broke and we had thrown it out. The waitress comes into the kitchen with a long face wondering what we’re going to do because the banker wants his club sandwich. Well, we had just put nachos on the menu and we were ordering tortillas from Phoenix, too.

“I was cooking and I looked over at the tortillas that were sitting there. I grabbed one and put all the ingredients of a club sandwich into the tortilla. I rolled it up and I melted a little cheese on the top to keep the tortilla from opening up. And I said: ‘Tell him, we don’t have club sandwiches today but this is a club Mex.’

“And he ate it and liked it. A few weeks later, my manager goes on a local food-network program and they ask if we have invented anything unique at the restaurant. And he says: ‘Yeah, we have a club sandwich that we wrap. Bobby made it up.’

Again we have the regular customer requesting a club sandwich and a broken toaster. But note: Valentine claims to “remember it like it was yesterday,” but this time it’s definitely 1982 — not 1980 — and there’s no mention of the five straight days in which the banker ordered his club sandwich. Also, this time the it’s a “local food-network program” that came and visited and not the Food Network, and this time it’s only a few weeks after the invention of the wrap, not the mid-90s.

To Valentine’s credit, the human memory is a strange thing and the events in question happened at least 30 years ago. Plus, every decent storyteller will tell you there are always minor details that get emphasized and exaggerated with time for the sake of improving the story.

If Bobby Valentine wants to say now that he remembers it like it was yesterday, that it was definitely 1982 and that it was a local food program that helped establish the name “wrap,” let’s just take him at his word. This is the man that brought the fake mustache to the Major League dugout. I’ll allow him some embellishments here and there.

Via @DanDotLewis.

Mets over-under

Context: Daniel Murphy appears to be the favorite to open the season as the Mets’ starting second baseman, barring injury. Murphy has played 24 games at second in the Majors and 19 in the minors. His 2010 and 2011 seasons ended due to injuries suffered at second base. Both first baseman Ike Davis and third baseman David Wright endured injuries in 2011, and, with middle infielders Justin Turner and Ronny Cedeno ticketed for the Mets’ bench, Murphy seems the most likely to replace Davis or Wright if either misses time or gets traded.

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Selfish Beltran still helping Mets

Carlos Beltran, no stranger to surgery, actually convinced Jonathon Niese to have a nose job by offering to pay for the procedure before Beltran was traded to San Francisco last season.

Beltran’s proposal was motivated more by looks than by function. The preoperative Niese had a nose befitting a journeyman boxer, and evidently took some ribbing from teammates about it. But when Niese, 25, decided to take Beltran up on the offer, a doctor discovered that the issues were more than skin deep.

“It was all messed up,” said Niese, who arrived Monday at Digital Domain Park. “If you saw the CAT scan, you’d be grossed out.”

David Lennon, Newsday.

As @SanpeteRTU pointed out on Twitter this morning, very few would have predicted Jon Niese’s nose would be in the best shape of its life come Spring Training. But Lennon’s story adds that the rhinoplasty helped Niese breathe easier, which allowed him to work out harder and drop 10 pounds this offseason. So apparently both Niese and his nose are in great shape.

Hard to say if the nose job will actually make a difference, but I’m hoping Niese finally pitches to his peripherals and everyone credits the new nose. That’d mean Beltran, in absentia, gave the Mets perhaps their best Major League and Minor League pitchers.

“Mets” over-under

Context: I will likely attend 30-35 of the Mets’ 81 home games in 2012. Last year, I probably got Shake Shack burgers slightly less than half the times I went to Citi Field, but I would have went more often were it not for the lines. For the length of the 2011 season, I lived in Westchester and did not have access to Shake Shack burgers within a few blocks of my home, as I do now. I never get more than one burger at a game.

You may think this is entirely in my control but I would argue otherwise.

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When ‘God’ grew a mustache

Chris pointed out in the comments section for the Dwight Gooden video yesterday that the umpire’s third-strike call in the first clip is amazing. And it is. It is a knockout blow.

Gooden only faced the Dodgers at Shea once that season and we have baseball-reference, so we can determine the home-plate umpire responsible for that punchout is Hall of Famer Doug Harvey.

Harvey’s Wikipedia page is, for a variety of reasons, a pretty interesting read. For one thing, his nickname was “God.” For another, the Wikipedia notes:

In 1971 he grew a handlebar mustache,[8] at a time when no major league field personnel had worn facial hair since the 1940s; he kept it trimmed to the edges of his mouth, and he wore it for one season.

The citation for that fact — [8] — points to a December 1971 article in the Sporting News by Jerome Holtzman bluntly titled “Ump Harvey Grows Handlebar Mustache.” I couldn’t find it online, but Diane Firstman of Value Over Replacement Grit was able to hook it up. The part about the mustache is only one paragraph but it’s pretty great:

Doug Harvey of the National League, who is probably the most handsome of the major league umpires, looks positively smashing these days. He has grown one of those old-fashioned handlebar mustaches. Harvey likes it so much he says he might even take it to spring training with him. In the meantime, he’s available, for a fee, to appear and even sing with barbershop quartets.

So there’s that. And bear in mind that Rollie Fingers didn’t grow start growing his handlebar mustache until Spring Training of 1972, at least six months after Doug Harvey. “God” was a real pioneer.

Mostly Mets Podcast

With Toby and Patrick like usual. One note: I talked in the podcast about how I’d watch every one of Dwight Gooden’s 1985 starts if SNY aired them. This morning I got what I thought was an awesome idea for SNY to re-air the games with Gooden doing commentary over them like MST3000, so I went to the programming department here to try to sell them on it.

Turns out it’s impossible. Sadly, those games do not exist in the MLB archives in the format necessary to rebroadcast them. Like with the old Kiner’s Korner episodes, no one at the TV networks realized what they were watching was something worth archiving, and the 1″ stock they needed for broadcast was expensive and unwieldy enough that, I’m told, they likely taped over it.

Incidentally, if you’re wondering why SNY’s broadcast of Gary Carter’s first game as a Met from last night switched from the Mets to the Cardinals broadcast in the top of the 10th inning — leaving out the famous “Welcome to New York, Gary Carter” call — that’s why: It’s all anyone’s got of that inning in broadcast quality. Obviously it’s out there on VHS somewhere.

So, like my man Russ from programming points out, if you ever go back in time, bring a digital-video recorder and some sort of really awesome adapter. There’s a hell of a lot of archiving to be done, and probably a hell of a lot of money to be made doing it.

On iTunes here.

Mets over-unders

So here’s something: My friends and I often try to set over-unders on events, silly and otherwise. And with the Mets’ regular season now somewhere on the horizon, I thought it might be fun to roll out an over-under poll every day until Opening Day to come up with a set of season predictions we can look back on in October.

Then someday we’ll chuckle at how right we were about some things and how wrong we were about others, and we’ll all have a grand old time or something. Or we’ll be so busy with the Mets’ unlikely playoff run that we’ll forget all about this and never revisit them ever.

If you’re unfamiliar with how over-under works, it’s pretty simple: I predict some statistic for the Mets’ 2012 season, and you say whether you think the actual outcome will be higher or lower than that total. (For what it’s worth, these aren’t my actual predictions for the season, just what I’m going with for the purpose of this series of polls.)

I’m warning you right now that a lot of them will be frivolous. This one is super important though:

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