Mets over-under

I was going to save this for closer to Opening Day but I changed my mind.

Context: The Mets won 77 games in 2011. Last July, they traded Francisco Rodriguez to the Brewers and Carlos Beltran to the Giants. In December, Jose Reyes signed with the Miami Marlins. Reyes and Beltran will be replaced by Ruben Tejada and Lucas Duda in 2012. The Mets revamped their bullpen in the offseason. Ike Davis missed most of 2011 with an ankle injury and appears to be healthy now. David Wright missed parts of 2011 and claims he will be ready for Opening Day.

I’m going with the Vegas line for this one.

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Sandwich? of the Week

The candidate: Texas Hand Roll from Hill Country Chicken, 25th and Broadway in Manhattan. The original Hill Country is an excellent barbecue joint around the corner with the best brisket I’ve had in New York City. The fried chicken at this place matches that standard. It’s good stuff. Also, there are a bunch of games in the basement (though I was alone today and the basement was closed).

The construction: Chicken fingers with cole slaw and pepper jelly in a tortilla, served in paper sno-cone holder-thing. The menu said the Texas Hand Roll has almonds and toasted sesame seeds inside, but I neither saw nor tasted either. That’s a mixed blessing as far as I’m concerned: I like almonds and was intrigued by their inclusion here, but I don’t much care for the taste of sesame.

Arguments for sandwich-hood: Meat (and other stuff) wrapped in bread again. I decided the chicken and lamb combo pita from the Halal Guys was a sandwich. Kind of portable.

Arguments against: While it’s listed under “sandwiches” on the menu, it’s not called a sandwich — it’s called a “Texas Hand Roll.” Non-burrito sandwich stuff inside a tortilla is generally known as a “wrap,” the sandwich-hood of which has not yet been determined by this website but which has a name distinct from “sandwich.” Also: pretty messy, what with the cole slaw.

How it tastes: A little bit confusing, to be honest.

Now look: Nothing in here isn’t great. The chicken tenders are piping hot, crispy and perfectly seasoned on the outside and moist on the inside. The jelly, sweet and gooey with just a hint of peppery front-of-the-mouth spice to keep things interesting, goes well with the salty chicken. And it’s hard to imagine many sandwiches or sandwich-type food items upon which the tangy, crispy cole slaw — wet but not watery, creamy but not drenched in mayo — would not taste fantastic.

But whether it was because the almonds were missing or because the tortilla added almost nothing or because my hands wound up sticky or because the ingredients were not evenly distributed — some bites were all chicken, some were all cole slaw — about halfway through eating this thing I started wondering why it needs to exist.

Chicken tenders are already portable! Hell, they’re already meat wrapped in bread (though not sandwiches on their own, obviously). And if I were served chicken tenders with the pepper jelly for dipping and a side of cole slaw, I could have enjoyed nearly the exact same effects I got from the Texas Hand Roll and actually kept my hands cleaner.

I’d have needed a fork for the cole slaw, I guess. But since there were precious few delicious bites combining the chicken, the jelly and the cole slaw, it’s hard to argue that wrapping them all up together in a tortilla had much of a purpose here besides suggesting they be served together.

The verdict: No. I’m going to say not a sandwich. For one thing, it wasn’t completely wrapped up and it needed to be eaten out of a cone for neatness, so it’s not going to settle the inevitably forthcoming wrap debate on its own.

For another — and this may be shakier territory, I’ll admit — I think I’m prepared to argue that for a sandwich to really be a sandwich it needs to be a sandwich for some purpose. It doesn’t have to be a strong purpose, mind you: Maybe the bread is just there to hold together a bunch of ingredients meant to be bitten into at the same time or to keep the hands from getting covered with dressing or because bread is delicious and will go nicely with whatever other ingredients are involved.

But just wrapping something up in bread when it doesn’t necessarily make it neater, tastier or more cohesive doesn’t seem like creating a sandwich in the spirit of sandwiches. I’m still hashing this one out, though.

What it’s worth: It costs $9, which doesn’t seem too bad until you realize that a two-piece dark meat chicken with a side and a biscuit costs the same. And the biscuits (as seen above) are amazing.

Mike Pelfrey’s Grapefruit League stats in retrospect

Here is a chart I made tracking Mike Pelfrey’s performance in Spring Training and the regular season since he became a part of the Mets’ rotation full time in 2008:

 

Year Spring ERA Spring K:BB ERA K:BB
2008 8.14 0.8 3.72 1.72
2009 7.77 1.67 5.03 1.62
2010 6.15 8 3.66 1.66
2011 5.63 2.25 4.74 1.62
2012* 14.90 0.67

*- So far!

Are you seeing a pattern here? Me too! Mike Pelfrey’s K:BB ratio is always around 1.65! Amazing!

The rest of it doesn’t mean anything except that we all want real baseball games to start. In a couple of weeks, they will, and then we can kill Pelfrey for his secondary stuff or his mental makeup or his lack of command or his failure to emerge as a big-time ace or whatever it is we’re killing Pelfrey for come April. But right now, well… we’re talking about practice.

If the early Spring struggles indicate Pelfrey is hurting in some way, that’s an issue. If he feels good like he says he does and is just spending the Grapefruit League season working on things like he’s supposed to, smart money says he’ll pitch like Mike Pelfrey again in 2012.

Is it a sandwich?

This is a Texas Hand Roll from Hill Country Chicken on 25th and Broadway in Manhattan. It consists of chicken tenders, cole slaw, pepper jelly, almond slices and toasted sesame seeds wrapped in a tortilla, served in a sno-cone thing:

But is it a sandwich?

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Count the basket

I was on the fence on whether this was embarrassing enough for the archive, but Twitter seemed to say it was. Plus then I got busy this morning and I have a doctor’s appointment this afternoon, plus St. Patrick’s Day really brings out the troll in me, plus I suspect this is plenty embarrassing and my filter is just shot at this point because I’ve seen so many embarrassing photos of Cole Hamels.

So long story short, it’s in the archive. Check it out.

 

Mets over-under

Context: Bobby Parnell has been prone to the wild pitch in his career. He unleashed six of them in 88 1/3 innings in 2009 and eight in 59 1/3 innings in 2011. To his credit, he threw none in 35 innings in 2010, and probably a bunch of them in 2009 and 2011 would’ve been stopped by catchers if he didn’t throw so damn hard. But he does.

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Is this it?

Apparently the Wilpons and Irving Picard announced this morning that they reached a settlement for $162 million. Adam Rubin’s got some more interpretation of what it all means.

The upside, as far as I’m concerned, is that this means — I think — the courtroom stuff will no longer loom over the franchise. The downside is that it doesn’t look likely the Mets start shelling out big money on payroll again anytime soon. I assume.

Hey, you know what I like? Baseball. Also: Sandwiches, dinosaurs, funk music, space travel, architecture, action movies, Taco Bell and novels. High-stakes real-life financial dramas, like politics, just kind of make my brain hurt when I think about them too long.

Mets over-under

Context: Since 2008, new Mets reliever Ramon Ramirez has a 2.77 ERA. In that stretch he has not endured a single season with an ERA over 3.00. Since Ramirez does not strike out an overwhelming amount of hitters and can sometimes be prone to the walk, defense independent pitching statistics look upon him less favorably. He had a FIP over 4.00 in 2009 and 2010 and his 4.27 career xFIP is more than a run higher than his career 3.16 ERA.

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Mets over-under

This one comes from real-life friend Scott.

Context: Jose Reyes used to play for the Mets and this year he’ll play for the Marlins. In 2011, he stole 39 bases overall, including eight against the Braves, seven against the Phillies, four against the Marlins and one against the Nationals. The Mets threw out 21 percent of baserunners in 2011, tied for third worst in the Majors, and allowed 121 steals, 10th most out of 30 clubs*. Reyes gets hurt sometimes.

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*- For what it’s worth: Not only did Diamondbacks catchers combine for an .831 OPS in 2011 — second best of any team, trailing only the Rangers — but they threw out a league-leading 41-percent of would-be basestealers and allowed the fewest steals. Miguel Montero started 131 games behind the plate for Arizona, but I’m willing to give all the credit to Henry Blanco.

Taco Bell minting new hilarious hats

Remember when reports surfaced that Mark Sanchez wore a Taco Bell hat?

It turned out it wasn’t that type of Taco Bell hat, but there’s hope yet. It looks like in celebration of the Doritos Locos Taco, Taco Bell is producing a new version of that same hilarious taco hat:

Anyone know where I can track one of these down? If you have one, please send one to me and/or Mark Sanchez. You can reach me via email at the contact box above. You can reach Mark Sanchez on his boat phone.

Via the inimitable Sam Page.