Riverhead kid gets suspended, famous for Tebowing

Maybe young Connor Carroll is being completely earnest in that interview, but something about the way he twice stresses, “[Tebow] has great faith” suggests to me he’s either a) trolling everyone, or way more likely b) carefully asserting his own innocence in a manner particular to generally well-intentioned high-school wiseasses that I mastered myself at his age and still respected years later when I worked at a high school.

And to Carroll’s credit, this seems like a classic school-administration overreaction to a bunch of kids getting swept up in the latest craze, like the time my elementary school banned all items of Simpsons clothing and paraphernalia for some stupid reason. Probably some overwrought assistant principal accused these kids of making fun of Tim Tebow’s religion, which is likely eight or nine steps removed from what’s going through their heads when they Tebowing in the hallways. (UPDATE: I clearly should have read that article I linked, which says pretty explicitly, “The students were not suspended for bringing religion into the school, but instead for clogging the hallway.”)

Anyway, perhaps the least surprising part is that Tebowing-related news items like this one find their way into SportsCenter and onto ESPN.com. Some other headlines to look out for:

Colts and Ravens Continue NFL Tradition of Postgame Tebowing
BREAKING: Tim Tebow currently Tebowing
Area Man Dies Kneeling in Traffic: Is Tebowing to Blame?
Church Group Tebows at Advent Retreat

Just asking

Before I get into this, I should note that I put about as much stock in recent rumors that the Mets are “in on Gio Gonzalez” as I do in any offseason trade rumors, which is to say basically none.

I bring it up only because it calls to light a reasonably interesting question about our faith in certain advanced stats, especially when comparing Gonzalez to Jon Niese, also the subject of nebulous recent trade rumors.

Spend some time with Niese’s Fangraphs and baseball-reference pages and Gonzalez’s entries on the same sites.

Both pitchers throw left-handed. Gonzalez is a year older than Niese and has pitched 71 2/3 more innings over the past two seasons. Both are set for free agency after the 2015 season, but Gonzalez has Super 2 status, meaning he is eligible for arbitration a year earlier than Niese (ie this season) and should collect substantially more money over the course of the next four seasons if both stay healthy.

(How much more money is very hard to say, both because it’s so difficult to assume pitchers will stay healthy and because, as you will see below, it’s not necessarily safe to assume both will continue performing the way they have so far. Also because I suck at this. But I’m guessing about $15 million more over the length of the contract? Anyone?)

Gonzalez has far outpaced Niese in terms of results the last two seasons. He posted a cumulative 129 ERA+ to Niese’s 89 and finished in the top 10 in the American League in the stat both years.

But by many rate stats, Niese has been just as good if not better than Gonzalez. Gonzalez strikes out a few more batters, but Niese has a way better strikeout to walk ratio. Niese has yielded a slightly higher ground-ball rate across his career but has fallen victim to (or, depending on whom you ask, been the perpetrator of) a much higher batting average on balls in play. Both pitch their home games in parks known for suppressing home runs, but Gonzalez has allowed fewer home runs per fly ball over the past two seasons.

All that adds up to mean that though Gonzalez has pitched to a much better ERA and ERA+ over the past two seasons, Niese has had a better xFIP both years and boasts a lower career FIP.

I have no doubt where I stand on this one, but I’ve tried to stay neutral in presenting the above facts because I don’t want to sway you. Keep in mind the distinctions in likely salary and recent injury history. Pure hypothetical:

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I don’t think you’re getting it: The man’s first name and the English second-person pronoun are homophones

According to widespread headline puns, the Blue Jays entered the winning bid for the rights to negotiate a contract with Yu Darvish.

If that’s true, it’s cool. I had been planning on rooting for Darvish, and the Jays are an eminently likable team, what with a) their new (old) uniforms, b) their smart-seeming front office, c) their uphill battle in the AL East, d) their drunk fans, and mostly e) their Jose Bautista.

I linked Eno Sarris’ analysis of Darvish’s NPB stats earlier this week, but I wanted to make a larger (and perhaps less coherent) point about them.

I wonder if there’s some form of diminishing returns in pitcher dominance due to the nature of pitching. You have to throw strikes to get guys out, and guys are sometimes going to swing at pitches in the zone, and every so often they’re going to make contact, and every so often a batted ball is going to fall in for a hit.

You won’t find many full seasons in modern-era Major League Baseball in which a pitcher posts an ERA better than the 1.50-1.80 range or a WHIP lower than about 0.85. There are a couple of exceptions (Bob Gibson’s 1.12 ERA in 1968 and Pedro Martinez’s 0.737 WHIP in 1999, basically), but I’d say those marks represent the absolute best a pitcher could ever hope to do given the amount of control he has over the results after the ball leaves his hand.

And it seems worth noting because Darvish has been right around those marks for five straight seasons now in Japan. So I wonder if it’s pointless to say, “Oh well his NPB stats are X% better than Daisuke Matsusaka’s and XX% better than Hideo Nomo’s so we can extrapolate that to mean he’ll be this much better than them stateside” because Darvish has been essentially pitching right up against the ceiling of dominance, and for all we know he’s like 30 times better than Matsusaka.

Does that make any sense? I guess it’d be important to know how often anyone has bettered or matched Darvish’s recent run of awesomeness in Japan, if ever.

Not that the above oversimplified extrapolation is what Eno did, at all, or anything like anything I’ve seen anyone do (though certainly someone has done it somewhere). I’m just saying there’s no reason to expect Darvish to disappoint just because at least one other big-name Japanese import fell short of expectations, if not for the obvious sample-size thing then because it might be impossible for Darvish to have consistently performed any better than he did over his last five seasons in Japan.

In other words, I’m holding on to the slim possibility he’ll exceed expectations. How cool would that be?

Projecting Lucas Duda

Mike Salfino looks at some comps for our new hero after his first part-season of regular big-league work and likes the return. I’ll throw in that a quick survey of the guys listed shows that few of them flashed the type of power that Duda did in the high Minors. Ryan Howard’s numbers, somewhat predictably, demolish everyone else’s. But if you’ll recall, Howard spent a couple of seasons stuck behind Ol’ Jim Jam in the Phillies’ system.

This happened

When I brought it up on the Podcast, you hear me first suggest Luis Castillo hit a home run into Citi Field’s second deck in left field, then take it back because I couldn’t believe my own memory. But it’s true: This actually happened. It was 2009, so I don’t think I recognized how special it was at the time. How many home runs have been hit into the second deck in left field total?

Huge hat tip to Joe.

New Mostly Mets Podcast

Because you love minutiae and didn’t get enough of it in that Chuck James post earlier. With Toby and Patrick:

On iTunes here.

Rundown:
01:30 – Voicemail.
— Torres has ADHD
— $ on MLB backups
Email
11:00 – Carlos Beltran Checks In
13:30 – Are Relievers the market inefficiency?
20:15 – Power and Ruben Tejada
Twitter Qs
28:00 – Rauch & Danny Ray Cartoon
32:00 – Over/Under for Kirk Nieuwenhuis’ Arrival
39:00 – Getting Back to contention quickly
42:00 – What’s in your gift basket?
50:30 – Breakfast sandwich meats
58:00 – Obligatory Ronny Paulino discussion/Also money