Mostly Mets podcast
With Toby and Patrick. On iTunes here.
Baseball Show with Matt Harvey
No sleep ’til New York Metro area
I’m traveling back to the city today from Binghamton, so things will be slow around here. There are always embarrassing photos of Cole Hamels to get you through the day.
Twitter Q&A type thing, part 2
I am on the road today. Here’s the second part of a Twitter Q&A.
Wait do you mean have dinner with people from history or in history? Because if I could have dinner with three people in history, I’d bring three of my buddies back to the Jurassic with some sort of large firearm and feast on some dinosaur.
But then I guess that’s pre-history, plus I’m being a jackass. I know what you mean, and despite how often I’ve heard this question asked I’m not sure I’ve ever come up with a set answer. So let’s think about this.
For one thing, if this isn’t just about bragging rights (I had dinner with Moses, bro!) and I want the conversation to be at all interesting, everyone at that table is going to have to speak modern English. That narrows the field.
Plus it’s a big guessing game, basically picking people based on their public legacies without having known them privately. Little did you know before you sat down for a meal with him that Abe Lincoln had an atrocious, uncontrollable gas problem. It could be!
So with that caveat stated, I’ll say Charles Darwin, Miles Davis and Kurt Vonnegut. How could that be boring? Worse came to worse we could talk about Darwin’s beard.
Well, duh. Especially, Colbert even if he doesn’t know as much about the Mets or baseball. But R.A. Dickey being interviewed by just about anybody is awesome to watch. The guy has interesting things to say.
Twitter Q&A type thing, part 1
I don’t hate prospects; I really don’t. (Jeff’s kidding when he calls me a jerk, btw. At least I hope he is.) In fact I am en route to Binghamton to talk to prospects as we speak.
It is undoubtedly important for teams to develop deep farm systems and build from within. It’s the best way to build a sustainable winner in baseball.
What annoys me is the impatience with which fans seem to track prospects and the authority with which they purport to scout them. Even for baseball teams armed with legions of professional scouts, predicting which young players will turn out good and which will suck is a game of educated guesswork.
It seems sometimes fans lose sight of how difficult the road to the Majors can be, how unlikely young players are to ever become superstars, and how much more valuable a Major League contributor is to his team than some teenager that shows promise for three years down the road. I do it myself all the time.
I wrote more about this back in May.
Fun fact: On a windy day in July, my wife and I drove out to the Hamptons, where my sister was staying for the weekend. I brought a kite my parents had given me for some occasion a few years ago. I hoped it would be a fun thing to do with my three-year-old nephew.
I put the kite together and took it out to the beach, then proceeded to run around like a goon for the next hour trying to get it airborne. There was plenty of wind, too.
Then to make matters worse, some smug bastard in a linen shirt came out onto the beach with a kite of his own and got it flying without any effort whatsoever, then paraded past me with his kite in the air, pretending he was just nonchalantly flying a kite even though he was clearly showing off.
Long story short, if kite flying becomes a professional sport around here don’t look for me on the leaderboards anytime soon. I maintain that the kite was defective.
Anyway, in terms of popular Thai sports, I much prefer sepak takraw:
Hear me say stuff
I’ll be on the Ready to Unload sports show with Cal and Sanpete tonight at 9:30 p.m. ET. Check it out.
Baseball Show with Alex Belth
The Bronx Banter Blog Hater Index, which is fun for us. Also, our producers asked us to pose for the screenshot for some reason:
Mets sign a bunch of guys
Last night was the MLB deadline to sign draft picks, which is now apparently a big Twitter deal. The Mets signed a bunch of draft picks, several of them to bonuses above the recommended slot figure. Toby Hyde calls this “a good day to be a Mets fan” and I’m inclined to agree. I don’t know a damn thing about the particular young players involved, but it seems like the process was good, and that’s the best we can really hope for.
Forklift chase not quite as entertaining as it sounds, but still pretty entertaining
Fort Worth police recently got involved in a strange low-speed chase with a forklift….
“When we passed him, the guy was standing up chugging a beer and threw it at the cop car behind him,” Lowery said.
Police finally arrested 43-year-old Timothy Raines on Interstate 30. He was charged with a list of crimes including theft, aggravated assault on a peace officer and driving while intoxicated.
– Lari Barager, Fox 4 News Dallas Fort-Worth.
Here I thought Tim Raines was coaching somewhere, and a bit older than that, and not the type of guy to joyride a piece of construction equipment down an interstate with the law on his tail. But then I suppose it takes all kinds.
Honestly I’m surprised we don’t see more stories like this one. People leave the keys in forklifts and other awesome-looking pieces of heavy machinery way more often than you’d think. I know because I always check, and then when I see the keys I’m always tempted to take that sucker out for a spin.
TedQuarters does not endorse forklift theft, intoxicated driving, or endangering people and dogs.
Anyway, here’s the YouTube video. It’s not quite as entertaining as you’d hope, but it’s got a good Cloverfield-type feel to it. Language not at all safe for work:
Via Scott.
