Sandwich of the Week

Man, I picked a bad time to realize I don’t really have any luggage in my house bigger than a large overnight bag. I’ll make do, but I’m going to have to be Joe Carry-on, and I hate being Joe Carry-on. But whatever, Sandwich of the Week.

The sandwich: Fried chicken sandwich with cheese from Georgia’s Eastside BBQ, 192 Orchard St. in Manhattan.

The construction: A fried chicken breast on a hamburger bun with a slice of melted American cheese. That’s all.

Important background information: This is the second straight Sandwich of the Week from a Lower East Side establishment, and the second straight from Grub Street’s 101 Best Sandwiches list. Last night I fashioned Bono shades for Twitter followers. Has TedQuarters gone all hipster doofus?

Hardly. But crowds and general inconvenience aside, I’ve got no beef with the Lower East Side. It has plenty of reasonably priced tasty eateries and a wide variety of entertainment options. I live in the suburbs so I don’t often get there, but by sheer randomness I wound up in the neighborhood on three straight nights a couple weeks ago, the third of which culminated in this sandwich.

I figure I owe it to you, the TedQuarters reader, to scout out all the Tri-State area’s best sandwiches, and though it does seem now like the Grub Street roster is a bit biased toward trendier spots, it’s without question a good general guide for sandwich suggestions. And when it is corroborated by trusted Twitterers, and when there’s fried chicken in play, well then, you know, duh.

What it looks like:

How it tastes: Very good.

The first thing we all need to agree on is that it’s enormously difficult to keep a fried boneless white-meat chicken breast properly moist. And Georgia’s succeeds. So does Chic-Fil-A. Many, many delis around the city do not. (For what it’s worth, I’ve never really understood why so many people seem to think white meat is the superior chicken meat, and why some are willing to actually pay extra for white-meat fried chicken. Dark meat is more moist and flavorful. If I ran a deli — and if I had any business sense I probably should because my sandwiches would be dope — my standard chicken-cutlet sandwich would be made from dark meat. Blow your mind bro.)

Anyway all that said this thing is juicy on the inside and nice and crispy on the outside. The Grub Street description called it “assertively seasoned” though, and I didn’t taste anything too assertive besides salt. Salt is tasty, mind you, and fried-chicken batter doesn’t need to light up the palate to be delicious, but if there were a bevy of secret herbs and spices in there they weren’t really speaking up. I added some of the hot sauce that was on the table, which was reasonably assertive.

The hamburger bun was a hamburger bun. Nothing to complain about, but nothing to write home about either — even if technically my parents will likely read this. It was fresh enough to be soft and not nearly big enough to hold the massive chicken breast, but then no one was really asking it to. No one was pretending this sandwich was about anything but that giant, excellent, juicy, crispy, salty piece of fried chicken (which also had a piece of melted American cheese on it, which was nice).

I get that the idea of this sandwich is to showcase that chicken breast — sort of taking the Chic-Fil-A concept to the next level. But I found myself wanting just a little something more to round this thing out, either in terms of flavor or moisture or texture, something more than a piece of American cheese. And I understand that I’ve been burned before by gilding lilies, specifically in terms of simple fried-chicken sandwiches. But I’m going with my gut here; this could have used some chipotle mayo or something.

There’s nothing in the bylaws of the Sandwich Hall of Fame that says something this simple can’t make it in, but this chicken breast on its own simply was not quite good enough to crack that threshold. Very good, but not historically good.

What it’s worth: $9 and it came with potato chips.

How it rates: 82 out of 100.

Check out the Why Guy(s)

Allow a programming note: Longtime SNY.tv columnist Mike Salfino is heading up a new SNY.tv blog at http://www.snywhyguys.com. It’s not fully operational yet, but it’s close and he’s got some pretty good content out there on the Internet already, so I figured I’d start spreading the word so people start seeing it. Tell your friends and loved ones. Also tell them about TedQuarters.

Chili-dog Run

I just had a hell of a chili dog from a place called Lubins N’ Links in nearby Tarrytown, and it struck me that though this region of Westchester may not offer the variety of fine-dining options I had in Brooklyn, it might just be the chili-cheese dog capital of the free world. For no good reason at all except all the obvious ones, I made these Google directions spanning the width of Westchester and six local purveyors of decent-to-excellent chili-cheese dogs*. I’m not sure what I’ll do with it, but I feel like now that I’ve made the map, you know, I kind of owe it to myself to make a day of it sometime.

*- The first stop on the map, Walter’s in Mamaroneck, does not serve chili-cheese dogs, or even cheese dogs. They just serve awesome, awesome hot dogs. It’s a worthy warm-up for the rest of the trek.

The second stop is Hubba, favorite of Tim Teufel and one-time Sandwich of the Week. The third stop is the only one I cannot actually vouch for myself, The Little Spot in North White Plains. I pass it all the time and it looks like a place that might serve some pretty awesome chili-cheese dogs, but I have heard mixed reviews. Fourth comes So Dam Hot in Valhalla, my go-to local takeout wings place, then Charchael’s in Thornwood, a former food truck that dropped anchor a fairway wood from my home. Finally, Chili-dog Run finishes up at Lubins N’ Links.

At Walter’s, Hubba, Charchael’s, So Dam Hot and, if you pay a little extra, The Little Spot, the dogs are split and grilled, which seems to be a Westchester thing. And it’s a good thing, because it makes them snappy and awesome. They don’t cook them that way at Lubins N’ Links, but they make up for it with a ridiculous array of delicious toppings.

Who will be the first brave soul to endeavor Chili-dog Run in its entirety? Perhaps me. I don’t know. I don’t know if I have that type of gastrointestinal fortitude.

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Speaking of gastrointestinal fortitude: Sandwich of the Week will come tomorrow, and won’t be a chili dog. I’m scrambling to get my act in order as I prep to head down to Port St. Lucie on Tuesday.

Advise a Mets fan

Twitterer @bjr54 needs your help. He has an Omar Minaya autographed baseball and he wants to know what to do with it. He, like most of us, doesn’t have the money to blast it into space, which was my first suggestion. (Full disclosure: This is my first suggestion whenever anyone asks me for advice on anything. “My sandwich is a little dry, what should I do?” Blast it into space. “My car is making a weird rattling noise near the left front wheel-well, any idea what it could be?” No. Blast it into space. “I’m thinking about breaking up with my boyfriend, but I can’t find the words.” You don’t need to; blast him into space.)

Anyway, he’s considering selling it on ebay or burning it, but I figure we can put our heads together and come up with something. If we have enough ideas I’ll run a poll sometime next week. For what it’s worth, a bunch of Omar Minaya autographed balls are selling on ebay and it doesn’t seem like they’re exactly inspiring bidding wars.

Me, I’d probably just use the thing. I mean, no use burning a good baseball, right? Of course, the whole autograph thing has always been weird to me.

Any better ideas?