The Celtics announced yesterday that they are partnering with Chipotle Mexican Grill.
The chain, known for serving absolutely massive burritos and vaguely attempting to pass them off as healthy, will sponsor in-game promotions wherein winners receive “Burrito Bucks,” redeemable for free burritos.
There is no word yet on whether Chipotle will actually be served inside the Garden, but clearly this pioneering decision on the part of the Celtics and Chipotle is one that will send shockwaves throughout the sport. Delicious shockwaves filled with guacamole and fresh salsa.
Burritos and professional basketball: How did no one think of this before?
In a related story, Eddy Curry has demanded a trade to the Celtics1.
1: This part of this blog entry is not true.
Tedquarters 
Another Eddy Curry diss, lol, you’re even dissing him in your banner a top the page.
You can eat healthy at Chipotle with the burrito bowl or salad sans guacamole and sour cream.
I have yet to eat Chipotle, although there is one moving in a few miles away from my house very soon. Any good, err, that is, is it worth skipping my weekly Taco Bell run once in a while for Chipotle instead?
Chipotle is pretty amazing, and very, very different from Taco Bell. But why does it have to be one or the other? Can’t you go to Taco Bell on Saturdays and Chipotle on Wednesdays?
That said, yeah it’s probably worth skipping Taco Bell every so often for Chipotle, if it absolutely must be that way. Know that the burrito is big enough that you shouldn’t plan on eating anything else that day. I actually prefer getting tacos there because I feel like the burrito wastes too much space on rice.
Also, consider yourself lucky that you are even near a Chipotle. I live in the last pocket of humanity without a Chipotle or a Five Guys. I am lucky enough to have those options the five days a week I go into Manhattan, but I can never get them for dinner and my wife can never get them at all.
You’re in Valhalla, right? No Chipotle or Five Guys down there, yet we’re on our way to having both here in Albany? Color me astounded. We’re usually the last to get everything.
Time has left Westchester in its dust. It’s so weird. All the supermarkets close at 10 p.m.
Will they have in-game Chipotlaway promos as well?