Reader, budding stop-motion animator and TedQuarters artist-in-residence AJ admittedly has a lot of time on his hands, but he’s making the best possible use of it.
His latest masterpiece, the Ted Quarter:
That mustache picture, familiar from the header of my Flushing Fussing column, is a bit controversial around here. Some of my co-workers feel I shouldn’t use it anymore, because it makes me look like a 45-year-old weirdo instead of a 28-year-old weirdo.
The conversation usually goes like this:
“You shouldn’t use that mustache headshot anymore.”
“Why? It’s me with a hilarious mustache.”
“But it misrepresents you. It makes you look like a pervert.”
“Maybe, but a pervert with an awesome mustache.”
In truth, I can’t even grow a mustache. It’s massively ironic. My beard grows quickly, but under the nose I just get a few lame, stringy hairs.
I used the fake mustache in the picture above because when I started writing for SNY.tv, I looked about 16 years old (I was 25) and my editor didn’t think anyone would be interested in a teenager’s baseball analysis. I happen to disagree, but I recognized it as a fine opportunity to use one of my impressive collection of fake mustaches.
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Keep the stache picture, it looks awesome. I like you cannot grow a stache, I’ve tried, but I just look like a 16 year old trying to grow a cool stache.
I can though grow awesome sideburns. I so badly needed a haircut this past weekend that my wife told me I had Mitch Albom sideburns. I went to supercuts immediately.
It should say “In Ted We Trust”.