Here’s a friendly reminder to come join me at the Blue and Orange Hot Stove Huddle tomorrow night at River on 43rd and 10th in Manhattan. More details of the event are here.
Numerous personalities from your favorite World Wide Web sites will be on hand to discuss the Mets and the MLB offseason.
I am told there will be a series of discussions moderated by Will Davidian of BlueAndOrange.net.
I’ll participate in the last of them, meaning I’ll have to either lay off the booze to save from embarrassing myself in a public forum, or realize that I’m going to embarrass myself regardless of whether I’ve been drinking and end up so tanked that I fight Joe Janish of MetsToday.com and get kicked out of the bar before I even have the opportunity to drool out nonsense about the Mets’ offseason strategy.
Which will happen? You can only find out if you go.
Helpful hint: It’ll probably be the former, but I can’t guarantee I won’t fight Joe Janish stone-cold sober.
Tedquarters 
Yes, but what about the rumored* pie-eating contest between you and Chris Wilcox?
* I may or may not have started that rumor.
I’m moderator, but it doesn’t mean I’m moderating my alcohol intake.
In lieu of any Mets hot stove discussion I’ve prepared a list of Bengie Molina fat jokes.