Everytime I hear Mets assistant GM John Ricco’s name, I think of the following NOFX song, from one of my favorite albums ever, Punk in Drublic.
And I realized that there’s a whole lot about this song and the Mets’ current situation that seems to fit, really.
Things we never tried to disallow
have come back to haunt us now
Tedquarters 
Does that make Omar Minaya Fat Mike?
I was going to make a joke about how clearly Bengie Molina was El Hefe, based on his role in Bad News Bears, but the Internet tells me that was only a rumor.
good song