Some mischievous editor slipped one past the goalie at MLB.com:
I know it’s not pronounced that way. But there are a lot of more tactful ways to word this headline. Kudos to whoever didn’t opt for any of them.
Tedquarters
Ted Berg
Some mischievous editor slipped one past the goalie at MLB.com:
I know it’s not pronounced that way. But there are a lot of more tactful ways to word this headline. Kudos to whoever didn’t opt for any of them.
Tedquarters 
Wait, how is “combined” supposed to be pronounced?
Com-bee-ned.
No, that arrow’s just pointing at the “aggressive pursuit of Wang” part.
I know it. Just being a wise-ass.
Man, my wise-ass detector has really fallen into crappy condition since I stopped teaching.
He does have an impressive record over those two years. Too bad we couldn’t sign em.
Gotta work on those ‘shop skills Berg! Better arrow placement!
I got hung up on “combined” at first also. Somehow I totally missed the huge Wang.
wakka wakka
Its just so easy with a name like that. The possibilities are endless with that one.
“Wang comes up Huge for Nats”.
“Wang is stiff competition for the NL East”
“Nats ride Wang to victory”
I could go on all day.
My favorite and most underrated funny headline guy: Miroslav Satan. Every single Satan headline makes me chuckle. “Satan still hopes to play in Olympics.” “Satan seeks metal for Slovaks.” “Satan returns to Boston.”
That reminds me of something…google “Miroslav Satan + Yahoo” and check what his player page URL is.
Thats got to be on purpose.
On purpose or not… thats incredible!
Oh, and check SI.com too.
The shame is that he’s never played for the Devils