Nick Evans is a fellow burrito enthusiast. He just officially won my vote for the 25th roster spot.
Obviously Corey Stokes needs to learn a lesson about finding a more discreet location. Also, a buddy of mine in college once got a ticket for public urination on P Street in DC. Totally worth whatever the fine was.
A-Rod was playing last season with a “humongous gorilla” on his back. He’s into all sorts of freaky stuff.
Finally, my buddy Ron sent along the following video, and if you live in the L.A. area, you should probably check out Ron’s brand-new business. It’s a good idea, and he’s a good guy, plus I’m writing the ad copy. Anyway, clearly Chiranjeevi is the OG Jason Statham. I’ve never before seen anyone pull off a controlled slide on horseback:
Tedquarters 
Nick Evans is concerned about the financial cost of eating one burrito a day? On his salary?
Urinating in public is something all college kids do, it’s not news.
You stopped after college?
I never said that. I was just referring to corey stoke, who is in college.
Fair enough.
Add this to the many reasons — along with less important things like defensive versatility and the ability to crush lefties — that Nick Evans should make the roster.
Sadly, Bozo the Clown is too busy tinkering with his idiotic curveball drill and making sure the media knows he likes Gandhi to know who Evans is.
A Chipotle burrito or two per day? Truly Nick Evans is an inspiration to us all.
Whoa! That video is sweet. As someone who was forced to watch many hindi movies growing up, it’s actually a relatively picture of them. Just about as accurate as Benny Lava though…
Also, Nick Evans is awesome.