Spring Training games start today, weather permitting. Howard Megdal reminds us how little they matter.

I have a feeling this article provides a whole lot of basic background knowledge we’re going to want for the dystopian future.

How terrifying would it be to lift weights for two hours, run on the treadmill for 30 minutes, do 300 lateral sit-ups, then look in the mirror and realize you’re still Carrot Top?

Wait, why did no one tell me the Pirates play in Pirate City? Yarrrgh. How have I missed this for all these years?