Look: I do not aim to make light of the sexual assault accusations against Ben Roethlisberger. But something in the story caught my eye:
A 20-year-old student in the college town of Milledgeville, Ga., told a police officer that Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger sexually assaulted her.
Hold on one second: Milledgeville? How is this the first time I’ve heard of this town? What a shame it should come up in these circumstances.
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Well, I suppose now we know where exactly it is that L-Millz be the president.
I miss the guy, if only because I don’t get to refer to “Blastings” Milledge anymore.
Milledgeville, GA was the hometown of one of America’s best short story writers, Flannery O’Connor, if you care to know.
Lol I live about 15-20 minutes south of Milledgeville and the only time I ever hear about it is for craziness like this too. It’s famous for having a bunch of meh colleges and for being the former home of the biggest Insane Asylum in the south I believe.
Wow, have you ever been there? Can you be our reporter on the scene? Not about the Big Ben stuff, but on the fact that there’s a town called Milledgeville. Do they know about Blastings there? Does everyone wear awesome argyle sweaters?