Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap.
This is from some Samsung event showing off new 3-D TVs, apparently. That’s what the glasses are about.
The burgeoning handlebar mustache, though, is all Sanchez.
!!!!!!!
I’m speechless. This might be the best day of my life.
The quarterback… OF THE FUTURE.
Tedquarters 
wait, look closely, that’s no handlebar: it’s . . . it’s . . . a nascent FU MANCHU!!!
apparently He Can’t Wait Until Tomorrow, ‘Cause He Gets Better Looking Every Day…
The future’s so bright, he’s got to wear shades.
That’s not Mark Sanchez. That’s some guy who produces porn films.
With tha facial hair he reminds me of White Goodman.
Does this replace the phonecall/white jeans pic?
Sacrilege! Never. Nothing replaces the Mark Sanchez sexy phone-call picture. This is just a nice complement.
Ted, it’s airbrushed, it’s got to be manscara.