Fun fact: I once received a “lifetime” ban from a mini golf course on Long Island for breaking a putter over my knee in quasi-mock frustration.
I put lifetime in quotes because I went back a couple weeks later and no one said anything. I think a lot of times places doll out lifetime bans and don’t really mean it. Maybe I should have tried playing intramural football again after that incident my freshman year.
Anyway, apparently Mike Pelfrey had a bit of a meltdown on the golf course, broke some clubs and challenged his teammates to fight him.
That’s not going to do much for the whole “Mike Pelfrey is a head case” stigma, but I say awesome.
I really like picturing Pelfrey challenging a crew of entertained Mets in ridiculous golf pants to line up for their beatdowns. I wonder if in fights, Pelfrey only throws the same punch over and over again. Like I bet Pelf has a solid right cross, but he never throws a jab or a hook or an uppercut.
He kept his shirt on, which is probably for the best.
Tedquarters 
Why do you assume that everyone wears funny pants when they golf?
I also received a lifetime ban from a family golf center a few years back. Mine was for hitting off the grass, and not the mats, like I was supposed too.
I also went back I think 4 days later, and have been back about probably about 100x since.
I also got myself, and my mother, a 3 month ban from the local mall once.
How would they enforce a three-month ban!? That seems so random.
I assume everyone wears funny pants when they golf because of Happy Gilmore, I think. And because so many people wear funny pants when they golf. It’s science.
I worry that while he punches, he hangs his tongue out of his mouth and thus is vulnerable to the inevitable counter punch that will threaten said-tongue’s existence.
duh everyone in the Mets organization knows it’s not a real challenge if you keep your shirt on.