James Franco was a no-show at the premiere of his latest flick, “William Vincent,” on Sunday night, but certainly had a good reason….
“They’re shooting in the middle of nowhere, quite literally,” says a source on the set of the flick.
– Gatecrasher, the N.Y. Daily News.
Whoa. Wrap your minds around that one. James Franco is filming a movie quite literally in the middle of nowhere.
James Franco, who by all accounts has mass, has somehow negotiated his way to the center of the absence of space. I cannot even begin to conceive what that means. Thankfully, James Franco is documenting this for us.
I’ve long held that James Franco is stealthily one of our most awesome handsome-guy actors. That’s based mostly on his role in Pineapple Express, his amazing turn in 30 Rock and the time he joined the cast of General Hospital and called it “performance art.”
But now, perhaps the best evidence yet that James Franco is cool: He has uncovered a portal to nowhere. Not just anywhere in nowhere, mind you. The middle. Color me as impressed as I am confused.
Tedquarters 
A dude, a lady, and a cop? That like a massacre, man!
He was also awesome in freaks and geeks.
more than awesome, legendary. that entire show is pure gold. wish it got more credit. i have it on dvd. so good.
He WAS excellent on 30 Rock.
So somehow the source managed to make contact from “quite literally” the middle of nowhere.
Outstanding. Some mobile company should be putting together that commercial right now.