Here’s your chance to meet me in real life: I’ll be at the Blue and Orange Open Mic on Thursday at River in Hell’s Kitchen. I’m not sure I’ll get on the microphone, but look for a handsome guy standing in the corner muttering all the same things you read here. That’ll be me.
The Mets game will be on and there’ll be booze there. So there’s a pretty solid chance it will be no different from your regular Thursday night, only you’ll be surrounded by other people watching the Mets who also have access to booze.
Tedquarters 
Dang. You people within easy reach of NYC always seem to have these things on weeknights.
Talk to your boys at Blue and Orange; I’m just a guy hoping someone will buy me a drink if I show up. Also, I much prefer the weeknight scenario, since I’m in midtown most weekdays anyway.