More instant replay has become the standard knee-jerk reaction to the increasing spate of blown calls by umpires in recent years – Thursday, even Don Denkinger of 1985 World Series infamy and the most egregious blown call in history before Jim Joyce’s faux pas on Galarraga Wednesday night – called for replay. On this one I’m in agreement with what Selig has maintained: To expand the use of instant replay beyond the determining of fair or foul home runs or fan interference would be to invite potential chaos and create situations that would make a mockery of the game.

Baseball has become dehumanized enough by sabermetricians and their mind-numbing statistical analyses and it doesn’t need to be made more complicated by having the potential for instant replay on every play. I would hope Selig, after consultation with all his advisers, elects to keep instant replay limited to just the home run calls….

I have long maintained that baseball has done an abysmal job of umpire development and that the solution to the alarming frequency of blown calls that has embarrassed the game is to spend what it takes to get better umpires – and at the same time for MLB to use the powers it has in the collective bargaining agreement to get rid of the umpires such as Bucknor, Bob Davidson and the others who consistently grade the lowest.

– Bill Madden, N.Y. Daily News.

Exhale. OK. I realized earlier this year that I had become the type of Internet user I hate; those irritating folks who seem to spring up just to tell others when they’re wrong, without actually adding anything to the conversation. So I tried to take it easy on the local newspaper columnists for a while, a vow I am now struggling to maintain.

It’s not the dig at sabermetrics that bothers me. That sentiment is cliched now, and it only forwards a faulted argument perpetuated by nitwits who never seem to consider that statistics have been used to evaluate baseball players as long as anyone has been keeping score.  If I believed more in conspiracy theories and less in Hanlon’s Razor, I’d suggest that editors command writers to haphazardly insert asides like that one into their articles so people like me will forward them to Repoz at the Baseball Think Factory, inspiring all sorts of smart, funny comments from smart, funny people that ultimately direct Web traffic back to the source.

And I won’t even take issue with the contradictory logic in Madden’s premise, which states that there’s no place for video replay in baseball but Bud Selig should invoke his authority to overrule Jim Joyce’s out call and award Armando Galarraga a perfect game based on evidence gained from video replay. Nor will I bother harping on the irony inherent in using a quote about the importance of preserving the pace of the game from Joe Girardi, a man notorious for manipulating it.

My beef with Madden’s column is the underlying assumption that umpires have gotten worse in recent years. He mentions the “increasing spate of blown calls” that have, of course, “embarrassed the game.”

Think about that.

In this era of high salaries and intense competition for every single job on the Major League field, am I to believe that the league’s standards of umpiring have somehow slipped, allowing a barrage of underqualified officials to furtively ascend through the ranks and earn well-paying jobs they don’t deserve?

Or could it be that there are the same number of bad calls — if not fewer — and we are just now noticing an “increasing spate” of them because we have an increasing spate of technologies by which to judge them? Joyce’s call was a bad one, for sure. But we only know how bad it was because we have TV cameras in more places than ever before, broadcasting in higher definition, producing sharper replays.

In fact, I would guess that if we had a reliable way to evaluate umpires historically — some dehumanizing metric, for sure — it would show umpires have gotten significantly and steadily better over the course of the last century.  The difference is we now have technology that allows us to instantly judge Jim Joyce, yet Madden and so many others feel the same technology should never be extended to Joyce himself. Everyone watching the game can know the right call, but the people responsible for actually making it should not.

Why not? Because that’s the way it’s always been!

George F. Will:

“Human beings seem to take morose pleasure from believing that once there was a Golden Age, some lost Eden or Camelot or superior ancient civilization, peopled by heroes and demigods, an age of greatness long lost and irrecoverable. Piffle. Things are better than ever, at least in baseball, which is what matters most.”

This, as they say. Players used to swing 50-ounce bats and play the field without gloves. Before modern surgeries, pitchers’ arms would die and hitters would lose their vision. I could go on forever.

Baseball plows forward always, and every era brings its own docket of adjustments and tweaks to the game to better the competition. Since I started writing this post, someone tipped me off to a similar sentiment presented in much more eloquent fashion by Joe Posnanski. He uses the word I was getting to: Progress.

The game is and should be perpetually in flux. There are good developments and bad ones, but the eventual outcome is always a more balanced, fair and entertaining product. To stick a stake somewhere in the timeline and say “this is when baseball is grandest, this is when the rules should stop evolving, let’s freeze everything right here,” is to make the sport a false preservation of something that never really existed, like Colonial Williamsburg.

To truly safeguard baseball-as-it-oughta-be, Selig must investigate a reasonable way to incorporate instant replay on disputed calls. Innovation has been part of the game just as long as the human element.

I’m not saying I have the solution or that it will be easy to come by. Baseball games are long enough as they are, and unlike in the NFL, most of them are played on weeknights when people have other things they need to do, like sleep. No one’s going to have the patience to sit through six delays a day if MLB maintains the silly tradition of sending the entire umpiring crew into the stadium’s bowels to review each disputed call. But I’ve seen the MLB.com video brain-pod, or whatever it is. It sure doesn’t seem like it would be that hard to station an umpire or two in there to judge calls whenever the umps on the field request them.

Someone will come up with something. And then in 30 years, when someone comes up with something better — robot umpires or something — maybe I’ll be a salty old sportswriter bleating on about maintaining the purity of the game. That’s how it goes, I guess.

(Huge hat tip to Jay Jaffe for an assist on the George Will quote.)