Sorry. That’s just one of many hilarious blog-post titles suggested by the Linkbait Generator. Click the title to check it out. When you keep plugging in Mets’ names you get some pretty awesome results.
No joke: “Why Jeff Francoeur sucks: myth vs. reality.”
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7 things steve phillips has in common with a unicorn
10 ways joe biden can help you get a date
10 funny ways your mother has appeared in music videos
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10 ways that civilization could collapse because of Ted Berg
9 crazy ways that Ted Berg is infiltrating pop culture
8 ways Ted Berg has been invovled in political scandals
8 ways Ted Berg could help you survive a zombie outbreak
9 ways Mike Pelfrey can help a total sissy survive in prison
10 ways that people have gotten rich exploiting Omar Minaya.
10 ways that civilization could collapse because of Omar Minaya.
10 of the biggest Omar Minaya screw ups of all time.
Why Omar Minaya should scare you more than Osama Bin Laden.
Omar Minaya and the occult.
7 things about the new tedquarters layout that are kind of gay when you think about it
Dammit Devon it’s not done yet. But I LOL’d.
6 bits of Jerry Manuel advice that will land you in the hospital
6 depraved sexual fetishes involving Jose Reyes
7 bizarre ways David Wright can kill you suddenly
10 ballsy pranks involving Taco Bell that failed miserably
8 shocking ways that the iPhone 4 has appeared in porn