As far as I’m concerned, the real Roger Clemens trial will be for the newspapers covering the event, since the judge has put a media gag order on everyone involved. How will they keep this interesting without any actual information?

Well, the Daily News took a hell of a step today.

By far the most interesting thing about the entire baseball steroids scandal, to me, has always been that Victor Conte played bass in Tower of Power. How perfectly random.

And not only did the News convince him to write about it, they included a link to his recent composition, the BALCO Bebop, based on Take Me Out To The Ballgame.

It’s cheesy as all get-out, but the dude can really play: