Several Miami Dolphins crawled across the field after practice Tuesday — not due to exhaustion, but because they were looking for a diamond earring.
Defensive end Kendall Langford said he forgot to take his earrings off before practice and lost one during drills. He said the diamond was nearly 2.5 carats, which is why he was still on the field an hour after practice scanning the grass.
Wait, really? Because my understanding is that if the Dolphins are looking for someone to find lost gemstones around their facilities, they’ve already got a guy:
R.I.P. Roger Podacter.
Tedquarters 
Finkle and Einhorn. Einhorn and Finkle. Finkle and Einhorn.
Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man!
Well played
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That is double-plated, soundproof glass. There is no way that woman heard a scream coming from outside the apartment.
sorry, i dont do humans.
Good point.
THAT’S NOT SNOWFLAKE
Lizo-hizer, In every contest there must be a loser