I’m told that Stephen Colbert testifies at some point in this C-Span clip, but I’m almost 20 minutes deep and so far it’s all just sucker MCs hogging the mic. They show Stephen Colbert a couple times so I know he’s in the room, and he’s got a smirk on his face that pretty much announces that as soon as he does something it’s going to be awesome, but still, nothing.

This is so boring. If I ever get elected to Congress I’m going to have to appropriate a ton of taxpayer money for notebooks for all my doodling.