For no reason at all, I decided to sort through the list of recent Google search terms that led people to TedQuarters. The popular ones are predictable: Tedquarters, braylon edwards beard, ted berg, mark sanchez, melvin mora, mark sanchez taco bell hat.
Once you get down to the list of searches that only sent one visitor, though, you get some extremely random and particularly hilarious returns. They include:
“i hate bono so much”
75 great auk eggs
bathroom urinate hibernation
chester a arthur embarrassing fact
cole hamels nsfw
do they have bears in westchester
hot trucker stuff
llamas turn your back
marshmallow suspension bridge
penultimate lobster
porno tuba
Carry on.
Fine, I’ll take responsibility for the following:
Porno tuba
Llama turn your back
Bathroom urinate hibernation
But that’s it
And “marshmallow suspension bridge” and “porno tuba” were mine. What can I say?
I’m dead serious when I say this: I’m “llama turn your back”. I saw that video you posted and thought it was hilarious, so I tried to find it for my friend. I’m pretty sure that’s exactly how I would have searched for that and since you say only one visitor got there that way and I know that I went looking for that post: yeah, I’m “llama turn your back”.