Manhattan Beach. Police are trying to identify a bank robber wearing a green “Mark Sanchez” New York Jets jersey.
The man handed a note demanding money to a teller at Chase Bank, 201 Manhattan Beach Blvd. at 8:50 a.m. Monday. The teller handed over cash.
The Jets jersey is the new Yankee hat. Still, given the team’s rep and all, Rex Ryan and Mike Tannenbaum must breathe a sigh of relief when they find out the guy in the Jets jersey committing a crime wasn’t actually a member of the Jets.
Incidentally, when I was coaching JV football, the players used to wear their jerseys to school on Friday — a pretty common tradition, I think. One Saturday morning, one of the school district’s security guards pulled me aside while the team was warming up before a game.
“Deal with this however you want to,” he said. “But you might want to tell Russo, Perez and Costelli that if they’re going to drink on school grounds after hours, they shouldn’t wear shirts with their names on the back.”
Anyway, here’s the bank robber, in case you’re in the Manhattan Beach area and looking to get into crimefighting:
Tedquarters 
he looks like the thing that ate anthony hopkins.
I LOL’d.
Kinda looks like Mike Francessa with grayer hair, no?