Both Josh and Scott pointed out this breaking news update on anti-matter. For the first time ever, scientists have figured out how to trap it long enough to study it, which is exciting. The next step is to shoot lasers at it, obviously. For all I know, there’s some sensible reason to try that out, but I think being a scientist means never having to explain why you want to shoot lasers at stuff.
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I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads.
That was the tagline from that cruddy movie “Love Story”, right? “Being a scientist means never having to explain why you want to shoot lasers at stuff”?
No, no, you’re thinking of Eat, Pray, Love.