KFC is offering a scholarship to the high school senior it deems most deserving. The catch: Your application is one Tweet, and you’ve got to tag it with #KFCScholar so you don’t even get the full 140 characters. My suggestion:

Please give me $20K so I can go to college, get a job and earn money with which to buy fried chicken. PS: The Double-Down rules! #KFCScholar