I’ve got meetings today. You’ve got Mo Vaughn with a giant sandwich:
Hat tip to Tino, who asks me if I could ever take on the challenge of reviewing something like the “Mo-Licious” seen here. The answer: I could try and at some point I probably will, but no chance I could eat that whole thing. Because I love food, I shy away from eating challenges that reward volume. If I ate that whole thing, I wouldn’t enjoy lunchmeat for a long time. And that would suck.
I did once win a lemon-eating contest, but that’s obviously a different skill. Actually, the attribute that won the challenge (and Amazon.com gift certificate) for me was my deftness in peeling citrus fruits.
Tedquarters 
Plain white bread un-toasted and the cheese isn’t even melted.
Even Antrel Rolle would boo that thing.
Heyoo!
FYI it was his birthday yesterday
It does seem like the king of thing that, once eaten, would make you hate sandwiches forever.
Mo Vaughn is from my hometown and a great diner, which has since, and regrettably closed, used to serve the “Mo Vaughn Special.” It was a breakfast dish and was about as close to perfection as I’ve ever seen. Oh yeah, lots of calories too.