I’ve got meetings today. You’ve got Mo Vaughn with a giant sandwich:
Hat tip to Tino, who asks me if I could ever take on the challenge of reviewing something like the “Mo-Licious” seen here. The answer: I could try and at some point I probably will, but no chance I could eat that whole thing. Because I love food, I shy away from eating challenges that reward volume. If I ate that whole thing, I wouldn’t enjoy lunchmeat for a long time. And that would suck.
I did once win a lemon-eating contest, but that’s obviously a different skill. Actually, the attribute that won the challenge (and Amazon.com gift certificate) for me was my deftness in peeling citrus fruits.