A Brooklyn nun from a fringe Christian sect has confessed to an unholy lie: telling cops she was sexually attacked and left unconscious in a snowbank, sources said Monday.

After a police search for a hulking black man was launched, the 26-year-old white woman from the Apostles of Infinite Love convent in East Flatbush recanted, the sources said.

She told cops she made up the story in an attempt to cover up a consensual sex romp with a bodega worker inside the Glenwood Ave. residence.

– Allison Gendar and James Fanelli, N.Y. Daily News.

Talk about burying the lead. This whole story is about the nun and how she lied to cops and how she might be part of a religious cult. But there’s absolutely nothing about the bodega employee with whom she enjoyed the “consexual sex romp.”

First of all, I worked in a deli for three years and this never happened. I even did catering set ups and deliveries while I was there, and not once did it lead to anything even remotely resembling a romp with a nun (or anyone else for that matter). Who is this bodega stud? He bedded a nun and possibly infiltrated a cult. I would like to buy a sandwich from this man, so I’d appreciate it if the Daily News could provide a little more detail.

And furthermore, by Joe Strummer’s logic, this man will later join the church in question.