Punk kid steals my idea

A 13-year-old Ohio kid is selling scented candles aimed at men. I swear I’ve been pitching this to anyone willing to listen for years. Not only that, but he used two of my go-to suggested manly scents: sawdust and bacon. If he hasn’t yet, he should also make one that smells like fire. Crazy meta, plus a good smell. (And yeah, technically fire smells like whatever is burning, but you know what I’m saying.)

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