That’s right, a robot. Bah. I’ve seen machines that can throw strikes before, specifically at just about every batting cage*. Call me when someone makes a robot that can hit.

Also, almost no chance the robot doesn’t get booed and/or vomited on.

*- But not every single batting cage. Hitting in a batting cage happens to be one of my very favorite activities so I’ve been to quite a few, and sometimes they’re just all over the place. One time at a place in Westchester I actually got beaned.