Now look, please don’t take this as a defense of Roger McDowell. I figure there’s at least some gray area involved and I seriously doubt the Giants fans were completely innocent in the situation, but there’s no place for homophobic slurs at a ballpark or anywhere.

But this video is, well… I don’t even know. It might as well have been produced by The Onion. This man should not have subjected these children to all these lewd acts, which we will now reenact in front of the very same children. It’s going to take a neat trick to convince me that this isn’t more scarring for those little girls than anything McDowell might have said.

I mean, seriously?

“The art of fiction is dead. Reality has strangled invention.”