The question, I suppose, is: Why? Hat tip to the Common Man:

This Mets toaster is available via the Kitchen shop at ESPN.com, which also exists.

Please don’t buy me this, people who read this blog and actually know me. First off, it’s ridiculous. Second, I’m a toaster-oven guy all the way. I know it takes slightly longer to make toast but it’s just a much more versatile appliance.

I was in Williams-Sonoma not long ago and someone tried to sell me “the world’s first toaster with a viewing window” for like $300. Sure enough, it was a toaster with glass sides so you could watch as your bread becomes toast. That’s a process I’m willing to take on faith. Plus, my toaster oven totally has a viewing window and cost way less than $300.