I’m going to do something different; I’m actually going to stay with a fan the first two, three weeks of the season. So that should be fun until I get myself acclimated, I learn my way around and actually just find a place…. I’ll just pick somebody. I’m not sure how it’s going to work. They’ll have to have internet and they have to have Xbox and that’s about it.

– Chad Ochocinco.

Dammit. Why couldn’t this man have been a Jet? I’d have bought an XBox…