Some monstrosity believed to be the Marlins’ new logo leaked onto the Internet last week, inspiring all sorts of snark and Twitter outrage — as most things do. I tried a more progressive approach, offering a solution instead of a teardown:

I thought about creating a logo that fit the specifications I outlined, but then I got distracted by something shiny. Luckily, our man Catsmeat mocked one up:

Well done, sir.