OMG OMG OMG OMG.

I’m not going to bother cutting these up and putting them in chronological order because I assume you’ve been on the Internet for a while and you’re pretty good at decoding these things by now. You’ve seen Memento, right?

Ahh… ahh… holy hell, the awesome. It’s blinding.

What do you think they talked about? I mean, I know they talked about knuckleballs. But do you think they told like, stories of different sticky life situations their knuckleballs got them out of? Great knuckleballs they have thrown? The sense of alienation a knuckleballer feels in a rotation full of conventional pitchers?

I mean we’re talking a full day and a half’s worth of conversation here, so that’s a lot of knuckleball-speak. Presumably they covered all those topics and more, maybe some deep knuckleball talk we civilians can’t even really conceive with our current level of understanding.

In any case, it was probably sweet. I hope they resisted the urge to hold a knuckleball competition though. C’mon guys, this was supposed to be a bonding thing.

Hat tip to Eric Simon.