There’s a Facebook movement (that I had nothing to do with) to bring back the Bacon Cheeseburger Burrito to Taco Bell. Please Like this page and tell all your friends about it, and have them tell their friends and tell their friends to tell their friends, but not to tell their friends to tell their friends to tell their friends because c’mon already.
It would be sweet if the Internet picked this up as a thing. It’s a Bacon Cheeseburger Burrito, and if I had eaten one within the past 10 years maybe I could tell you in more explicit terms why you should be demanding Taco Bell bring it back. But the Bacon Cheeseburger Burrito is at this point a mere whisper in the brilliant symphony of Taco Bell Stuff I’ve Eaten, something I might be able to identify with great focus but not something I can readily distinguish amid the thunderous rolls of the MexiMelt tympani and the bawdy glissando of the Gordita trombones.