Hat tip to the seven people who put me on to this one: The official rollout date for Taco Bell’s groundbreaking Doritos Locos Tacos is March 8. They’ll be available just after midnight for Fourthmeal.
So if anyone wants to join me at 12:01 a.m. on March 8, I’ll most likely be at either the Taco Bell location on Gatlin Boulevard or the one on St. Lucie West Boulevard in Port St. Lucie. I doubt I’ll drive all the way to the one on US-1 or to the Taco Bells in nearby Jensen Beach or Fort Pierce unless it turns out either is, for some reason, the only participating location in the area.
Florida is a magical place.
Also, in related and similarly amazing news, Taco Bell plans to unveil a Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco sometime after the initial launch. And everyone knows Cool Ranch Doritos are way better than Nacho Cheese. No word yet on how that will translate to taco stuff.
OMG YOU GUYS IT’S REALLY HAPPENING!