I got a nice crop of over-under suggestions, like the following from reader (and writer) Sam Maxwell. But there’s still a few weeks until Opening Day, so please keep ‘em coming.
Context: Dillon Gee has a massive goatee. According to the Wikipedia, “Male pogonotrophy (the growing of facial hair; i.e., beardedness) is often culturally associated with wisdom and virility. Men may style their facial hair into beards, moustaches, goatees or sideburns; others completely shave their facial hair.”