Via Twitterer @HungryGrimace:
If there were ever a business card that could bring me to a Patrick Bateman-esque jealous sweat, it’s this one.
The “G’day!” is presumably because Creed is Australian.
“Sometimes hot, always purple” is a bit more perplexing. I guess he’s always purple because purple is one of the Taco Bell colors, so it’s like saying he bleeds Dodger Blue? But if he has unlimited access to Taco Bell, then no matter what he looks like I’m going to say he’s always hot.
Also, it’d be sweet to have an address on Glen Bell Way. This would require either living inside Taco Bell Headquarters — which would be fine — or convincing them to let you build a tiny house on the little roundabout entrance in front of their headquarters that constitutes Glen Bell Way.