In other things mentioned on the forthcoming podcast:
Because of the endless entertainment (and significant traffic) I’ve found in archiving embarrassing photos of Cole Hamels, I felt it seemed appropriate to make a small gift in his name to his eponymous charity as a small token of appreciation for his efforts on and off the runway. The money I gave will pay for a desk in the school Hamels is establishing in Malawi. If you’ve enjoyed yourself some embarrassing photos of Cole Hamels in the past, I encourage you to do the same.
It will help impoverished children and make Hamels as happy as this autographed guitar did: