Explicitly or otherwise:

– “About to ruin the style and the image that ya used to”
– “Allow me to amaze thee”
– “Like M.C. Hammer on crack”
– “The new fool in town”
– “Looptid”
– “Sometimes I get ridiculous”
– “Spunky”
– “You appear to be in pain”
– “Humpin’, funkin’, jumpin'”
– “All the girls they adore me”
– “I’m a freak”
– “Shakin’ and twitchin’ kinda like I was smokin'”
– “You can’t get near me”
– “Hey yo fat girl, come here, are you ticklish?”
– “I like to bite”
– “Really funny lookin'”
– “They say I’m ugly but it just don’t faze me”
– “You stare, you glare”
– “Like a fit or a convulsion”
– “Now I’m gonna do my dance”

Presumably R.A. Dickey’s knuckleball has never gotten busy in a Burger King bathroom.

Peace and Humptiness forever.