Weather permitting, today I will be hosting SNY.tv’s live stream of the public shaving of Keith Hernandez’s mustache at Citi Field before R.A. Dickey goes for his 20th win and seeks to regain command of the National League lead in strikeouts.

So, you know, everything about that.

I’ll have the link to the live stream closer to the time — it’s set to go off around 11:45 a.m. ET. It’ll be slow here until then as I get to Flushing and figure out exactly what I’m expected to do beyond stand there looking handsome and, ultimately, shocked.