I was doing what I usually do, moseying to the locker room and meandering around. Naturally, I just wanted to step back, but I did the righteous thing and I stepped up. I caught him, I saved his life. I tapped into my inner superhero, which I do have. I’m usually a ninja, but my Spidey-senses told me he was going to take a fall, so I saved his life. He owes me his firstborn or something. Actually, I don’t want that. Maybe a sandwich or something.
So if you’re playing at home: Martellus Bennett caught a fan who fell over a railing at MetLife Stadium after the Giants’ win on Sunday, then chalked it up to his “Spidey-sense,” then asked for a sandwich. This guy’s OK in my book.