If you’ve come to TedQuarters this afternoon looking for some fresh content, then a) you rule and b) you’re out of luck. After not having anything at all to do for the last month, today I have several things to do. Did you hear me? Several! It’s nuts.

Play trivia tonight. If you’re absolutely desperate for my sweet, sweet words, either seek help or start clicking around from the goodbye posts from SNY or USA Today. But you’re better off enjoying the Lincoln Center Jazz Orchestra playing Monk: